Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
What can travel a long distance when it’s tired, but nowhere when it’s not tired?
Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
My neighbor had a stroke that paralyzed her left side. She was rushed to the hospital, and now she’s all right.
If you get caught stealing gloves in Saudi Arabia, relax. You won’t be needing them anymore.
I told my boss I wanted better working conditions, more hours, and higher pay. He said he’d have to do some soul-searching. He never found one.
To chase, you have to follow.
8 billion potential followers. Join now before it gets too crowded!