Stolen Quote: Evil
There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil–a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.
Jane Austen–Pride and Prejudice
Thank goodness I’m the only person who is not this way.
Weird Word Day: Gustnado
Gustnado
A dust devil or whirlwind at or near the leading edge of a storm front or squall line.
What I Thought It Meant:
A type of sneeze resulting from being caught in a sudden, strong breeze.
Three Bad Jokes Challenge
Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
My doctor told me he’d have me on my feet and walking around in just a few weeks. And he was right. After I got his bill I had to sell my car.
Badder Joke
When I tried to take my dog into a restaurant, I told the waitress that I was blind, and this was my seeing-eye dog. She said, “Sir, that’s a chihuahua.” So I said, “What?! They gave me a chihuahua?!”
Baddest Joke
I was living with this gal, and I came home to find a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working, so I’ve left you.” Then I opened the fridge and the light came on and it felt cold. I said, “What the hell, it works just fine.”
Chasing Unicorns 