Category: quotes

Stolen Quote: Bedroom

It doesn’t make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses. ~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell, English Stage Actress


Perhaps the sexual revolution can be traced to the advent of the horseless carriage.

Stolen Quote: Sleeping

How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state? ~ Plato


I don’t care whether I’m sleeping or awake, just as long as I can take a nap, in either state.

Stolen Quote: Religion

Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble. ~ Joseph Campbell, American author


Now if only the religious would just metaphorically try to convert me, I wouldn’t mind their religions.

Stolen Quote: Toyle

Sleep after toyle, port after stormie seas; Ease after warre, death after life, doth greatly please. ~ Edmund Spenser, English Poet–from The Faerie Queene


Sounds great. I only want to go to heaven if they allow naps.