Category Archives: quote

Stolen Quote: Deer Heads

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. ~ Ellen DeGeneres

Yes, but nobody hunts their mother. It tends to be the other way around.

Stolen Quote: Television

Thanks to television, for the first time the young are seeing history made before it is censored by their elders. ~ Margaret Mead, Anthropologist

But they do get to see the spin, immediately after.

(Photo depicts President Trump on his controversial walk to St. John’s Episcopal Church, during BLM protests/riots)

Stolen Quote: Cooking

My cooking is so bad, my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. ~ Phyllis Diller

For some, may your Pearl Harbor Day be marked by solemn reflection, that you may figure out what went wrong. For everyone else, Happy Thanksgiving!

Stolen Quote: Within

If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you. ~ Jesus Christ-Gospel of St. Thomas

Just as long as you’re not talking to a cop.