A Smartass Post – Page 6 – Chasing Unicorns

Category: A Smartass Post

A day to post stupid filler material.

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

By Tippy Gnu on February 14, 2023 • ( 45 Comments )

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. We’ve been happily married for many years, and want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day! We believe the secret to a happy marriage is being able to laugh at each other’s smartass remarks.

Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

I found a real nice Valentine’s Card that read, “You’re my one and only.” I bought a dozen.

Badder Joke

If love is blind, then marriage is a pair of glasses.

Baddest Joke

I once stayed at a motel with bed bugs. I saw two of them fall in love. And then they got married in the spring.

Stolen Quote: Face

By Tippy Gnu on February 12, 2023 • ( 14 Comments )

If I had another face, do you think I’d wear this one?

Abraham Lincoln
(after being accused of being two-faced)

In another life, he could have been a standup comedian.

Good Riddlance

By Tippy Gnu on February 10, 2023 • ( 38 Comments )

Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.