Three Bad Jokes Challenge


Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
I’ve learned to never tell my wife that a woman’s place is in the kitchen. That’s where the knives are kept.
Badder Joke
I wanted to attend a meeting of the Board of Education. So I did and boy, did I get bored of education.
Baddest Joke
Patient: (sniffling) Doc, I’m so depressed I feel like an old pair of curtains.
Shrink: Come on man! Pull yourself together!