Stupid Thought for the Day: Old & Rich
Being old and rich is only a short step away from being dead broke.
Scrooge McDuck. –Disney
🍀Three Bad Jokes Challenge
🍀Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here are three bad jokes we stole from some Irish jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
Two Irishmen are walking down a street when they see a sign on a lumberyard window that reads, “Tree fellers wanted.” One says to the other, “Aye, ‘tis a pity dere’s only da two of us.”
Badder Joke
A young Irish boy is crying and whines to a stranger, “Me Ma is dead!” The stranger says, “Oh bejaysus, shall I call Father O’Reilly for ya?” The boy says, “No tanks, mister, sex is da last ting on me mind at da moment.”
Baddest Joke
An Irishman is pulled from a burning bar, covered in soot. When asked how the fire started, he replies, “Damned if I know, the place was in blazes when I got here.”
Weird Word Day: Plafond
Plafond
(French) A ceiling that has been decorated in a fancy or ornamental style.
What I Thought It Meant:
A playful fondness that leads to embarrassing encounters with the HR department.
Chasing Unicorns 