Excessive fondness for drinking alcohol. Being prone to the consumption of alcohol, and finding oneself prone thereafter. Or, something that is very absorbent, like a bib.
What I Thought It Meant:
Someone who goes to church, but forgets their Bible.
Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
My sister told me she likes the smell of books. I’m hoping one day she’ll figure out how reading works.
Badder Joke
Don’t you hate it when you try to eat healthy, but the salad keeps falling off the cheeseburger?
Baddest Joke
I was watching a bird fall out of the sky, and couldn’t figure out why it kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Catxman dances, Catxman spins around, leaps ....... // I sing a song, a song of hope, a song of looove -- a song of burning roses. / Synthesizer notes. // (c) 2021-22