Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
My sister told me she likes the smell of books. I’m hoping one day she’ll figure out how reading works.
Don’t you hate it when you try to eat healthy, but the salad keeps falling off the cheeseburger?
I was watching a bird fall out of the sky, and couldn’t figure out why it kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.