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Excessive fondness for drinking alcohol. Being prone to the consumption of alcohol, and finding oneself prone thereafter. Or, something that is very absorbent, like a bib.
Someone who goes to church, but forgets their Bible.
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I would have guessed the opposite regarding a Bible, like that person at your door who can instantly flip right to the exact page of some obscure chapter and verse regarding a conversation.
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I was thinking, “bibulous” sounds like “Bible-less.”
I know the type. Bring up any subject and they’ll touch their finger to their tongue, then start flipping Bible pages. I try to avoid opening the door when these types show up.
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I always open the door. Some day, I’ll convert one of them.
Actually, I have a long time friend who fits the bill. But I think that at some point he realized that he was referencing a rule-book for a completely different game. Since then, we’ve had some interesting conversations.
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Great that you and your friend found a way to keep the conversations interesting. As for me, I think anything spiritual requires a lot of reflection. So I try to keep my spiritual conversations brief.
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Boy is this one timely. Now I know the word for when I’m in Vegas soon (not the part about the bib).
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Be careful, I understand that some folks have lost their life savings in that town. If you don’t join the ranks of the bibulous, you stand a chance.
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I will stand strong, and not be bibulousy.
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I guess you could also need a bib if you drank a lot after forgetting your Bible at church.
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Yes, and the Bible itself could be bibulous, if you spilled your drink on it.
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I didn’t consider that one.
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Hmmm. … I think you have the opposite problem. You have your Bible, you just forget to go to church, right? 😛
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That is true. I do own a Bible. But only go to church for weddings and funerals.
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Well you missed my wedding and I am not planning my funeral anytime soon.
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Be sure to plan it for after I die, because I hate going to church.
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I will try my best to fulfill your wishes.
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You better, or I’ll haunt you.
Hmm, wait a second.
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Oooh …. I would like to see how you manage to do that. I think it may be the other way around. 😄
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Okay, so if I don’t attend your funeral, I won’t haunt you.
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But, I may haunt you, doolally!
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Nah, you’ll be too busy drinking caramel lattes, at the great Starbucks in the sky.
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😂 I will save some bottled water for you
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Thank you, but I’d like to think the tapwater in heaven is good enough.
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Oooh you thought I was saving it for you to drink…… I was talking about having it to throw down and douse out your flames! 😂😂😂
Yeah, I am sure I will pay for that, but couldn’t resist!
Don’t worry, i am putting in a good word for you. 😇
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Thank you for your kind consideration. 👿
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🤣😇🤣You are most welcome.
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Pffffft!
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This has really turned out to be my day! I am basking in the glow of being smart… 😛
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Pffffft!
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Can this continue into tomorrow? 😉
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Sure. With this one: Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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😶🤚!
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Do they have an open bar at such events?
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😶🤚!
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Yes. They call it Communion.
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LOL! Oh gosh! Yes, they give you little shot glasses.
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Plus a delicious little cracker.
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I guess an alcoholic is rebibulous.
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Those are the one’s who’ve fallen off the wagon.
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I fell off a Volkswagen once. Not sure if that counts.
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It could, although it bugs me to admit it.
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I was playing Golf at the time, and I had a bit of an emission scandal after the event.
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So I guess the truth came out after they stuck something up your tailpipe.
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