A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

My sister told me she likes the smell of books. I’m hoping one day she’ll figure out how reading works.

Badder Joke

Don’t you hate it when you try to eat healthy, but the salad keeps falling off the cheeseburger?

Baddest Joke

I was watching a bird fall out of the sky, and couldn’t figure out why it kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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  1. For a healthy food, I find salad to be difficult to eat. Everything falls off my fork, usually on my shirt. At least this means I usually have to eat alone, which is healthy because I won’t choke laughing at my own puns when talking to someone.

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