Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
My sister told me she likes the smell of books. I’m hoping one day she’ll figure out how reading works.
Badder Joke
Don’t you hate it when you try to eat healthy, but the salad keeps falling off the cheeseburger?
Baddest Joke
I was watching a bird fall out of the sky, and couldn’t figure out why it kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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These are definitely groan worthy! There is something about the feel of a real book in your hands, not just the smell, AND I have mastered learning how to read. 😛
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I believe you’ve mastered learning how to read. It’s easier to learn how to read a second language than to write it.
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😶🤚!!
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For a healthy food, I find salad to be difficult to eat. Everything falls off my fork, usually on my shirt. At least this means I usually have to eat alone, which is healthy because I won’t choke laughing at my own puns when talking to someone.
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Salad requires a lot of chewing, too. I don’t like to chew. It’s hard work, trying to eat healthy.
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Yes, it can be dangerous eating with you. One can almost choke on their ice cream.
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I think you added too many gummy worms to your ice cream
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They had to equal out the M’Ms, smartie!
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How many M&Ms is equal to a gummy worm?
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It would probably be best for me not to answer that question.
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My hubby would say #2. Don’t you hate it when the veggies you put in your shopping cart turn out to be donuts?
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You need to have a salted caramel latte with your donuts. Here, catch! 🙂
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Thanks, appreciate it
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😊
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Dammit!
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Hey!!!
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Someone got outwitted. 🙃
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Yeah, that’s terrible. I think I’d like to hire your hubby to do our shopping.
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