Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
My doctor told me he’d have me on my feet and walking around in just a few weeks. And he was right. After I got his bill I had to sell my car.
Badder Joke
When I tried to take my dog into a restaurant, I told the waitress that I was blind, and this was my seeing-eye dog. She said, “Sir, that’s a chihuahua.” So I said, “What?! They gave me a chihuahua?!”
Baddest Joke
I was living with this gal, and I came home to find a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working, so I’ve left you.” Then I opened the fridge and the light came on and it felt cold. I said, “What the hell, it works just fine.”
Categories: A Smartass Post
Chasing Unicorns 
Nice! Men can be so clueless. I actually laughed at the chihuahua one, so I guess I get a kick.
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We often have to remain clueless with respect to women in order to save our sanity.
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Coward! (snicker)
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Excuses, Excuses!
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Okay, here’s your kick:🦵
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OUCH!
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I laughed at your “so clueless’ line. 😄
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Quick, here’s some wine and a caramel latte. Get it before Tippy intercepts it.
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Got it!! Just what I need. Thanks!😋
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Just what you need? Sigh. Poor Brad.
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Yup, just what I need and you were too slow! Ha!
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That one was a freebie. You only get one per day.
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Aren’t you so generous!
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😁
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Here, you have to have some as well! Catch! Don’t worry about Tippy, he is clueless. 😄
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Got it! Clueless, eh?
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Heyyyy! Thief!
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Sorry, but wine is poison. I’m just looking after you.
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Pftttt! Riiiight!
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Got it. Thanks!
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Woo-Hoo! Drink up! 😊
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She didn’t get it. I got it.
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Don’t confuse me! Its easy to do today. 😛
But no worries I will throw another one to her when you aren’t looking, thief!!
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Just today?
I will always be looking. My head will never turn away from my computer.
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Haha smartie! Today, just more than others. 😛 i been running around a lot more than planned, just one of those days. Had a nice, quiet morning planned and ….then…. I think your unicorn is up to its tricks and said “Lets have some fun!”
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Unicorns are mischievous that way. You expect your day to go one way, and then along comes a unicorn who turns it another way.
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Exactly! They are mischievous, like someone else I know!
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Whoever that could be.
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I will give you a hint. Look in the mirror. 😉
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Uh, my alter-ego?
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Yes, your evil twin.
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Oh, that guy. We get along just fine. He’s not really evil, he just a mischief maker who needs to be understood.
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LOL! I think I know a girl like that as well. 😉
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Nah, she’s a different story.
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“Haha!”
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Sorry, but I got it first.
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Damnit! The wine game again!
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Yep. It reappears, like a bad penny.
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LOL!
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Yes, it does. It makes no cents.
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I like the Chihuahua joke best, though it was a little ruff.
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Chihuahuas were once tried as seeing eye dogs. When it didn’t work out, they felt crushed.
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You know, Big Bend National Park is in the Chihuahuan desert, and I happened to mention to a waiter that I was going there and he thought I was trying to order a Chihuahua dessert. But that wasn’t nearly as bad as the chocolate moose incident.
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Geez. You should have seen what happened when I went to Alaska during a heat wave and complained that it was baking outside.
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This is why I never order the shoe fly pie.
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Although it does go well with filet of sole.
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Pfttttt!
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I should have seen that coming, PUNderhead!
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Aren’t you clever!
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😎
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Getting a new girlfriend is cheaper than getting a new refrigerator, so he dodged a bullet.
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He sure did. I’ll bet he felt very relieved.
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😶🤚! Not if your girlfriend turns out to be high maintenance, smartie!
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Find a girlfriend that is also an appliance repair technician.
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Oh help!😂
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The chihuahua joke was the best of all, for sure.
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Thanks. A lot of people have been yapping about that joke.
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Yes, the chihuahua was the best, though I actually laughed at them all. You came back with a bang. 🙂
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Well, I hope I didn’t accidentally shoot the chihuahua.
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😶🤚!
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