A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

My doctor told me he’d have me on my feet and walking around in just a few weeks. And he was right. After I got his bill I had to sell my car.

Badder Joke

When I tried to take my dog into a restaurant, I told the waitress that I was blind, and this was my seeing-eye dog. She said, “Sir, that’s a chihuahua.” So I said, “What?! They gave me a chihuahua?!”

Baddest Joke

I was living with this gal, and I came home to find a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working, so I’ve left you.” Then I opened the fridge and the light came on and it felt cold. I said, “What the hell, it works just fine.”

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