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Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
How do you make 7 an even number?
Find Answer Below–
Take away the “s.”
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But how do you make it less of a number?
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Because less is more.
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Duh! Just remove the “er”.
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Now my brain has gone numb.
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You are used to that feeling, aren’t you?
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Pffft!
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🤣
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I think I figured out how to make it a Sweedish number too.
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How’s that?
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Take out the first ‘e’
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Aha! It seems there’s a lot that can be done with the number 7. No wonder it’s a lucky number.
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That’s why I believe that everyone should have at least seven toes on each foot.
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I am not going to ask. 😄
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That could wear out a person’s toenail clippers.
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Good luck isn’t free!
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Maybe not, but to get the most luck, I’d bury my toenail clippings at midnight, beneath a full moon.
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So you’d be digging a hole with your pants down around your ankles?
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Absolutely. Because that’s good luck.
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Welll.. at least .I made it more than halfway through the day before. .😶🤚!
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I believe I should have more luck than I do if 7 is such a lucky number. After all there are 7 letters in my first name and 7 in my last name. I should be double lucky!
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If only you had 7 toes on each foot. Then you could spell your name on your toenails.
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Gee! How sad that I can’t, but I think I can handle the disappointment. My maiden last name.wss 7 letters as well …. Where is all this luck that I should have had all my life?? LOL!
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You’ve lived to become an old lady. That takes some luck.
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…mmm…!! I am not that OLD, smartie!
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You overachiever!
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What if 7 does not want to be even? He’s in his prime, let him enjoy it.
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That’s an odd way to put it.
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DRAT! My brain was searching far too afar to get the right answer. Good one!
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Maybe you tried too hard. You have to relax and meditate. And then all life’s riddles will unravel before your eyes.
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Fodder for the dinner table with my nine year old grandson. I’ll see if he even gets this.
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I’ll give even odds he won’t.
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A math problem that I actually got right! I am happy. 🙂
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Yay! Too bad this wasn’t on any of your math tests in high school.
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Yes! If all the questions were like that I could have been a math whiz!
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I would have been sure to sit next to you, and surreptitiously peek at your paper.
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For the right kind of bribe I may have let you do that.
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Geez, you’re so high maintenance.
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…mmm…! I never should have told you about my gold car. Thats where you got this crazy “high maintenance” idea in your head, that I can’t get away from! 😛
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Wouldn’t it be better for you to be high maintenance, than your gold car?
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Or more like neither of us being high maintenance! 😛
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Haven’t you considered that if you’re high maintenance, and poor Brad still puts up with you, that you must be worth it?
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Well… yes, that would be a good way to look at it, IF I was high maintenance!
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So there you go. The power of positive thinking.
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Nah, you’d snicker so that she could hear you – so she could doubt every answer!
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Haha! True!😄
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That could cost me a grade or two. But it would sure be tempting.
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Pfttttt!
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Hm.. Math is easier than spelling.
I just added “1”.
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But then it becomes an 8.
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That’s even. And it still contains a seven.
And removing the “s” from a Japanese “7”, (“sichi”) results in “ichi”, which is “1”. And that’s still odd.
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I’m referring to the English 7, so I would scratch that ichi. And if you remove the belt from 8, it becomes 0. So 8 means nothing, and should not count.
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Well, thanks for nothing. But with that kind of logic, I suspect that you (or someone like you) is responsible for English spelling.
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I rfesue to tkae repsotnlibtiy for Elgnsih slpelnig.
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Tahnks fore tha laffue. French maby? 😉
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No, Greek.
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Got it! While making lunch.
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My first 2 cracks were: 1) SEVEr it into two. 2) Pair it with another one♦️♣️♥️♠️
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Good job. Food must help you think better.
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Truly!
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