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Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
What can travel a long distance when it’s tired, but nowhere when it’s not tired?
Find Answer Below–
A car.
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I think this explains why I can now travel long distances while on vacation. I’m retired.
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Ba-dum Tsh🥁
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😄
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That was a wheelie good pun.
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“No comment” 😛
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Wow! your comment said “no comment”. The paradoxical nature of that comment has sent me running for my coffee pot.
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Oh help! Make sure to put lots of cream in your coffee, PUNderhead.
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Thanks. I was worried people would be tired of my puns.
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You do have to tread carefully when making puns to avoid leaving your readers deflated.
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😶🤚!!
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Sometimes, when they’ve had enough, I spare them.
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🧊🧊
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Does this mean you liked that pun a lot?
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“No comment!”
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How many times does that happen in a goodyear?
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Depends on how much pressure I’m under.
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Ooh aren’t you punnnny!
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So here’s another riddle for you: if you let the air out of tires, is it fresh or … tired? 😁
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Isn’t that nice of you to be so “concerned.”
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I just hope it’s not too late, and you’re feeling run down.
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Haha PUNderhead! 😶🤚!
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Oh gosh!
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I guessed that one. Some of us kcan see where the rubber meets the road. Rolling right along…
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Good job guessing! Looks like you’re familiar with all my pedestrian puns.
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The carryings-on between you, Jason, and Joyroses are the best part of these posts.
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Glad to know that me, “smacking my head..” is appreciated! Trying to keep these stooges in line is pretty hopeless, but someone has to try! 😄
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Thanks. It’s like a competition where everyone loses.
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I think you and Jason win pretty often! 😛
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We follow the tag-team strategy.
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AKA as a PUNspiracy! 😛
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Geez, you sound so paranoid.
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Haha! Not paranoid, I know how to throw. LOL! And there is always poor Tippner and Mason to think about when the “tag team” gets on a roll. 🙂
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Now listen here! Leave poor Tippner and Mason alone. If I were you, I’d tread carefully.
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Now look who sounds paranoid! 😄
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Well, true. This paranoia is quite a paradox.
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Maybe I should start working on Tippner and Mason’s story.. 😉
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You mean the story about how they saved the world, as a super bicycle repairman, and award-winning chef?
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Ummm….yeah,….exactly…(cough,cough) what I mean.
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I groaned but I did crack a smile. LOL!
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The horse in your picture up top doesn’t look tired and look where that got him. I’m not tired and I’m gonna take a nap now. Bye bye.
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He may not look tired, but he was seen hoofing and puffing. Have a nice nap! 💤
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