Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
My neighbor had a stroke that paralyzed her left side. She was rushed to the hospital, and now she’s all right.
Badder Joke
If you get caught stealing gloves in Saudi Arabia, relax. You won’t be needing them anymore.
Baddest Joke
I told my boss I wanted better working conditions, more hours, and higher pay. He said he’d have to do some soul-searching. He never found one.
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Re Bad Joke – It’s a good job she’s now all right after all, what does she have left?
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Indeed. She has nothing left to worry about.
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Right!
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I utterly loved the surprise of the third one 😀
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Heh-heh, that’s how it seems to be with some bosses.
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I thought maybe the boss had to go out to the parking lot and look around in his Kia for the employee termination paperwork.
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He couldn’t. Somebody hotwired his Kia.
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Groan, groaner, groanest. Oi!
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I see you’re experiencing groan pains.
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Groaning and 😶🤚! But I did laugh at the 3rd one.
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I think the third one is something we can all relate to.
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Yes, we have all had those kind of bosses! Its why I like doing private duty now, pretty much my own boss. 🙂
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As your own boss, have you ever had to do any soul searching?
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Welll….perhaps…..but I did find one. 😉
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And was it schtupid?
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Haha! Nope, dummkopf!😛
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🤪
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