A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

My neighbor had a stroke that paralyzed her left side. She was rushed to the hospital, and now she’s all right.

Badder Joke

If you get caught stealing gloves in Saudi Arabia, relax. You won’t be needing them anymore.

Baddest Joke

I told my boss I wanted better working conditions, more hours, and higher pay. He said he’d have to do some soul-searching. He never found one.

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