I don’t believe in conspiracy theories. I think the government is behind them all.
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I don’t believe in conspiracy theories. I think the government is behind them all.
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Don’t think about it too hard. That’s what they want you to do.
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Right Lol
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Not only are they behind them, they’re also in front of them conspiring!
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Really? I always thought it was something they did on the side.
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That is also true, as is under the table.
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Damn, they’ll do it anywhere. They must think they are so above us.
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Well if they’re thinking at all, it’s a start eh!
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That’s very true.
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I don’t think that there are any conspiracies which in itself suggests a conspiracy.
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Absolutely. For them to get together and conspire not to conspire is outrageous and a little frightening.
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I only believe in conspiracy theories when they have to do with PUNderheads trying to outpun each other!
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I don’t know who these PUNderheads are, or why PUN is in all caps, but I suspect you are trying to send a signal to somebody.
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I put on some clean punderwear, so I am ready for the punspiracy to unfold
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Great. I’ll keep you briefed.
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I am in a town called PUNta Arenas this morning, so that should get me going.
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Wow, what country? And do you know any Spanish puns, or are they hard to taco bout?
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I get a Chile resection when I make Spanish puns
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Maybe you could learn some better ones by Peru-sing a good pun book.
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That would be unBoliviable.
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Belize it.
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It would be dangerous for you to have a Pun book!
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I may have to bring you the strait jacket of Magellan.
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Oh Help!
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That’s the last thing he needs!
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Let’s just hope they charge him customs duties on any puns he imports.
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He might lose connection, what a shame!
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I hope his credit card is a VISA.
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I just have to make it past airport security Andes mountains and I should be good.
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Did you go all the way down to Tierra del Fuego?
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Yes, I had to see a penguin colony, so that was interesting.
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Wow, what a vacation. I hope you brought your tuxedo so you could comply with the dress code.
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I was not one of the most elegantly dressed people around. Mostly all-weather clothes. The penguins weren’t too snooty about it
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Must have been quite a sight to see. I’ll bet you got plenty of photos.
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There is a high count on my camera’s memory card. I have gone through the first day’s pictures.
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Looks like you’ll be busy for awhile.
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As I have such a long layover tonight, I finished off my first post and scheduled if for tomorrow morning.
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Looking forward to it.
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Yay!
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Yes, he goes to the land of the penguins, we go to the land of the mythical armadillos.
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Perhaps your poor luck at seeing an armadillo can be attributed to not wearing a suit of armor. You didn’t fit in.
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😶🤚! Why didn’t you tell me that before we went?
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Sorry, I thought your squire would remind you.
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Haha!
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You could have just gone to Pittsburgh and watched their hockey team play.
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Too many Steelers and pirates there
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“Haha!”
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You just have to be a sport about it.
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I have a lot of blogging to do soon. I started one last night but got tired. I have it written, but I need to review and punch it up and hopefully find all the typos
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Being tired can lead to lots of errors. Not sure why Carolyn doesn’t use that excuse.
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Aren’t you “funnny!”
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I think so. 😄
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Pftttt!!
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THUNK! I am laughing now too. 😉
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Ouch! 😢
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Sorry, sad faces don’t work anymore! 😜
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How about this face? 🤓
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LOL!
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Looking forward to your posts!
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😶🤚!
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Your suspicions are correct 😛
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I knew it! I’ll bet you work for the government.
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🤣
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I have a conspiracy hypothesis that it’s all to make us jump to conclusions.
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Unfortunately, when I jump to conclusions, I get hopping mad.
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Sounds like you’re a rabbit conspiracy theorist!
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Rabid or rabbit, I keep coming up with new ones.
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There is a vaccine for that. But, I suppose it’s good to keep your ears up.
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I do, although most of the conspiracies I hear about seem fur-fetched.
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Those are the ones with a hoppy ending.
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Only if I hop around on my lucky rabbit’s foot.
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🙄
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“Haha!”
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Did you hear the conspiracy theory that was going around about the professional football player?
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No. Did it involve deflating the football?
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No 😄
Remember when the football player collapsed on the field during a game. His heart had stopped. I forget his name but it was all over the news. They were able to get his heart started again but after he came home from the hospital, there was talk going around that he was really dead. That the football team had replaced him with someone pretending to be him.
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I didn’t know that rumor was going around. That’s pretty strange, but it sounds like a typical conspiracy theory. You can’t prove it right, but you can’t prove it wrong, either.
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Exactly,, but yes very bizarre!
I mean obviously his team would know its not him, so how much are they paying them to keep quiet ? And I just don’t see how his Mom and family would be OK with it! But the rumor mill on FB was sure that it was true. Annd you know that everything you read on FB is true!
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Of course it’s true. If they haven’t censored it as disinformation, then it must be true.
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Haha! Yup!
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