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So an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini is exiguous! I never knew that!
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Yes it is, and this word comes in handy, because it saves a lot of time. For instance, instead of saying to a beautiful young lady, “I like your itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini,” you only have to say, “I like your exiguous swimsuit.”
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Or you could say “I like!” … being an exiguous comment.
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But can you get more exiguous than a mere thumb’s up? 👍
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A snort! (of derision).
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How about just sniffing loudly through one nostril, like a proper snob?
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Exiguous!
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I was picturing a deciduous tree someplace where it’s never winter. Or maybe a genuine “ex”, who doesn’t come around anymore.
Seems the proper pronunciation for the “g” depends which side of the pond you’re on.
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That would sure be a confused tree.
I pronounce the “g” like a “j,” though I’m not sure that’s kosher for this side of the pond.
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That identifies you as a Colonial. Loyalists should use the king’s hard “g”.
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What a way to destroy a good word. No wonder we revolted.
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At least it’s not some weird, unreadable and unpronounceable French, “g”, or “ge”, or “gue” or “oughe”… or whatever. Might as well learn how to say words from kanji.
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In Canada, they just say, “eh.”
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😄
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We are on the road. There is only an exiguous chance that we will see an armadillo.
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Well keep your exiguous little eyes peeled, because you never know.
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I will, but I think there is exiguous chance that Jason is going to be able to redeem himself in trying to prove that they aren’t mythical . LOL!
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Perhaps if you drive down every freeway exit, in an exiguous manner, you’ll come across an armadillo.
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I am not sure that Brad wants to drive down every exit. We would like to get home sometime this month!
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I take it the amount of time you have is exiguous.
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LOL! We aren’t pushed for time, but the more exiguous the time spent in the car, the better. I am ready for home. 🙂
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I understand. Riding for hours and hours in a car can get old, and it makes the joints sore. I have to get out every few hours and do some walking around.
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Roadtrips are fun, but yes it does make the joints sore. I will be ready to go for a massage when we get home.
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And after that expensive massage, poor Brad will be left with an exiguous amount of money.
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Pftttt!
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That puppy is adorable.
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Yes, it is. I like its cute little, exiguous tongue.
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It is! I was just coming back to say that and saw your comment. 🙂
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I wonder how quickly we can nauseate each other by commenting on how cute it is.
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It’s simply adorable! 😊
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I know! Gosh! I think it should be in a Hallmark movie. 🥲
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😶🤚!
Maybe I should do a story about it.
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That would be, uh gr . . . that would be, uh . . . 🤮
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Haha! I won. 🙂
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Yep. Damn.
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Thought maybe it referred to someone who used to be some sort of magmatic rock
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That works with me. I lava that definition.
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I thought it was a very fast form of diarrhea.
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I can run with that.
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