Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
Did you know trampoline jumping is an official sport? The season begins in the springtime.
Badder Joke
Whenever spring arrives, my wife gets so excited she wets her plants.
Baddest Joke
I took my pet rabbit to the vet. He started to give it Novocaine. I stopped him and said, “Nuh-uh, doc, this is an ether bunny.”
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Chasing Unicorns 
Loved them all, Tip, especially the last. HAPPY EASTER!
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Thanks, Joan. And Happy Easter to you, too.
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I guess we’re all looking for some-BUNNY to laugh with? 😀
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My fav Easter cartoon depicts two chocolate bunnies. One has a chomp out of his butt and the other is missing his ears. The first says, “my butt hurts” and the second replies, “What???”
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LOVE it! Here’s one of my faves (oldie, but gets better with the retelling?) : what do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion 🐣💃
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I dig it!
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Yuck-yuck.
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Good ones. I did have to laugh but a groan got in there too.Happy Easter! 🙂
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What’s a laugh without a groan? You have to have both.
Thanks, and Happy Easter to you! I hope the Easter Armadillo left you plenty of eggs.
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Haha!
Oooh maybe that is the secret. Thats why I haven’t seen the armadillo yet. It only shows up at Easter! I hope it shows up soon, I want some peanut butter eggs. 😋
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It’s an armadillo. You might have to settle for chocolate covered ants.
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Missed the sunrise this morning… I’ll blame it on ether. But the sun’s out, so I intend on springing out of this place as soon as I wet my plants (all still in the kitchen window), and doing the Vitamin-D thing.
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That’s okay. Just watch it rise twice, tomorrow. But I hope you have a happy Easter, anyway.
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Vitamin D is important! Hope you enjoyed the sun and that your plants were the only things you wet. 😉
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Happy Easter Eggs. Know that the Easter bunny smiled faintly and groaned quite a bit more.
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Thanks. I’m hoppy to hear that.
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Oh no🐰
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I feel your pain, just “smack your head!” 🙂
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Wise advice.
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I try….
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Hello. Just enjoyed your bad jokes. Hahahaha… So amazing post.
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Thanks. Stick around, the jokes may get worse.
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Hahaha. You’re welcome. You can visit my blog too when you have spare time. I hope you will like and follow it.
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