🍀Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here are three bad jokes we stole from some Irish jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
Two Irishmen are walking down a street when they see a sign on a lumberyard window that reads, “Tree fellers wanted.” One says to the other, “Aye, ‘tis a pity dere’s only da two of us.”
Badder Joke
A young Irish boy is crying and whines to a stranger, “Me Ma is dead!” The stranger says, “Oh bejaysus, shall I call Father O’Reilly for ya?” The boy says, “No tanks, mister, sex is da last ting on me mind at da moment.”
Baddest Joke
An Irishman is pulled from a burning bar, covered in soot. When asked how the fire started, he replies, “Damned if I know, the place was in blazes when I got here.”
Categories: A Smartass Post
Chasing Unicorns 
I am still sleepy so that is why I laughed at number one! 😄
And groaned loudly at Number 2
Number 3 may have made me smile.
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Yeah, number 3 seems sootable for some puns.
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😶🤚!
Pftttt!
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I heartily recommend that you only read my posts when sleepy.
I also wish the luck of the Irish on your family and your son, today.
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I don’t think that is a problem. LOL! I am in a pretty constant state of sleepiness. If the DMV would have had more exciting music when on hold yesterday that may have helped me to wake up. But apparently they only know about 30 seconds one tune that they played repeatedly in between telling you to stay on the line because you are very important to them!
Thanks for the luck, he is doing pretty good thankfully! I am going to look for the pot of gold today.
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Sounds like the DMV drove you crazy.
Just don’t look for that pot of gold where the bedpans are stored.
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Haha! Maybe just a tad … I will say that when I finally got a human to talk to, he was very kind and helpful!
Groaning, smartass!
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I always forget about St. Patrick’s Day until it is upon me. I think I am about 0% Irish.
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You can always be Irish at heart.
My Aunt Iris is 80% Irish.
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Well, I did eat a lot of Lucky Charms as a kid, I’m sure some of that is still in my heart.
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If you keep eating that cereal as an adult, it will lead to a potbelly of old.
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I’d be dublin my waste line if I did that.
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😂 Oh gosh!
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I guess you’d have to green and bear it.
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I feel like I need to go exercise after all these cerealized puns.
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And I need to exorcise . . . the pun demon out of me.
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It may result in you losing your possessions.
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😶🤚!!
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Getting in plenty of groans and head-smacks this morning?
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You all bave met your quota early! Its not even noon yet! Overachievers 😝
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That would be dispiriting.
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🙄
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That means she is only a fifth away from being Irish. She should drink one immediately.
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That’s one h___ of a way to become Irish.
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I am only Orange Irish via heredity; but I still chortled at #3.
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Well then, orange you glad you’re Irish?
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Oi,oi, oi! I’ll be going to the pub for an Irish coffee now. May Jack and Jenny remember not to kick St. Paddy.
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I hope the coffee doesn’t turn you green.
And it’s okay, St. Paddy knows how to kick back.
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