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🍀Three Bad Jokes Challenge

🍀Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here are three bad jokes we stole from some Irish jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

Two Irishmen are walking down a street when they see a sign on a lumberyard window that reads, “Tree fellers wanted.” One says to the other, “Aye, ‘tis a pity dere’s only da two of us.”

Badder Joke

A young Irish boy is crying and whines to a stranger, “Me Ma is dead!” The stranger says, “Oh bejaysus, shall I call Father O’Reilly for ya?” The boy says, “No tanks, mister, sex is da last ting on me mind at da moment.”

Baddest Joke

An Irishman is pulled from a burning bar, covered in soot. When asked how the fire started, he replies, “Damned if I know, the place was in blazes when I got here.”

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