Unicorn States of America.
A Smartass Post
(French) A ceiling that has been decorated in a fancy or ornamental style.
A playful fondness that leads to embarrassing encounters with the HR department.
Categories: A Smartass Post
Poke unicorn for random post.
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HR Rep: Hey! You with the smirk! Follow me.
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–gulp!–
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That’s not a smirk, I just have gas.
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Hahahahaha!
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HR: Someone reported you for plafonding in you cubical.
Worker: I swear, I’ve never plafondled myself at work.
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I think I now understand the origin of this word. If you get caught plafonding at work, HR will hit the ceiling.
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Yes.
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I agree.
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I’m not sure that you’re seeing both sides of the issue.
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I don’t have to. I’m just a yes-man.
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I thought you were more of a “yes maam”.
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Only with my wife.
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Isn’t that how all men should be?
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Yes Ma-am! Anything you say Ma-am! Of course you’re right Ma-am!
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Yes, of course I am! Thank you!
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You’re not listening are you!
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Good response TG. Should be in politics.
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Yes, I should be a presidential adviser.
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Isn’t that what I said?
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Yes.
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Yup! You really should consider politics! 🙂
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Yup.
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I am sure that he does.
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The missing Play-Doh just discovered after forty years.
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That definition seems solid as a rock.
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If it’s still in the container, I don’t recommend opening it.
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Pretty sure I ate all of my play-doh 40(-something) years ago.
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Has it come out yet?
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I don’t know, is poo not usually blue and green?
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I’ll have to pass on a reply.
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Sounds like you have a lax attitude about these things
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Not usually. And it’s usually not shaped like funny-looking animals or stick-figure people.
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😶🤚!
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Ooh you had to ask!
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Yes, I had to. At my age, these matters vex my curiosity.
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True, you are quite old.
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And you’re catching up with me, fast.
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Its a LONG time until my birthday rolls around again but yours is around the corner!
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The way I figure, when I was 20 years old, you were about 50% my age. Now you’re about 85% my age. So at this rate, in about 20 more years you will be 100% my age.
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😂 Oh help!
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