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Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
Which hand should you use to wipe your butt?
Find Answer Below–
Either hand is okay, but it’s better to use toilet paper.
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I see what you did there.
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You’re on a roll with these riddles lately.
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Thanks. I had to rethink my approach and go back to square one.
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Now that you are so flush with ideas, you should just plunge right in and make more riddles.
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You wouldn’t believe all the ideas swirling around in my head.
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Groaning!
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🙄
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HA! I got it! I actually thought it almost the way you wrote it. WooHoo!
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Congratulations! Looks like the Sphynx is going to have to try harder, next time.
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Oh gosh! I “smacked my head ” before I even read the answer, I knew it would be needed!
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I don’t blame you. That’s one of those jokes you know is going down the drain even before you reach the punchline.
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Yes, 😂 you doolally!
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the hand that’s not holding the Big Mac you’re eating while sitting on the john…
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That leaves the phone hand.
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So instead you use the hand that holds the fries? Heck, you could even substitute the fries for toilet paper.
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that’s probably what MacGyver would do…
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Don’t ruin yummy fries for me!
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Sorry. I like fries, too. Especially chili fries.
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Cheese 🧀 🍟 are better,!😜
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How disgusting.
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HA! Not compared to the thought of Chili fries in this thread!
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Hee-hee-hee.
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