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A Smartass Post
A petty lie. Silliness and nonsense. Fatuous pretentiousness.
The terror one feels when caught diddling.
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I was picturing a leisurely walk in the woods. I suppose that surprising a bear could bring on a terror. But I think that would equate to a terrorpiddle.
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Really? I would suggest “Oh shit!” more likely.
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Meh… Our local bears aren’t particularly terrifying.
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Perhaps you’ve just been lucky so far. Any bear taller than one foot scares the hell out of me.
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Any foot bigger than a bear would bother me also.
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It would be unbearable.
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But then … if you had three of them, you would have a yard.
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That would be an awfully small yard. I prefer more real estate than that.
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You could get a lot of fake estate if you were a little more open minded.
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What, are you some kind of fake estate salesman?
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Nope! Just a guy who is wondering what Jason is going to do with this Post! 🙂
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I’m sure he’ll puntificate on it for awhile.
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I had to work all day and my punfull wit was dulled.
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“So very sad…”
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Seems the tarradiddles never end, with you.
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And I have you, oh brilliant one, to thank!
Yes, they never stop. 😉
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Don’t blame me for your peccadillos. You must take responsibility for your own tarradiddles.
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Pfffftttt.
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😄
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That’s too bad. A punfull mind is a terrible thing to waste. You should have called in sick today. A little tarradiddle now and then, never hurt anyone.
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Now a pterodiddle, that sounds dangerous
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That sounds like an old, prehysteric joke.
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“Haha!”
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Or, a bearapiddle. But I think I’d do more than just piddle.
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Having birthed a percussionist, I associated it with Paradiddles. I like the Pinocchio pictures!
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Raising a percussionist, you must be familiar with all the different brands of aspirin and earplugs.
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Interesting (really!) because I believe a Paradiddle is a drumming term!
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Just saw CM’s comment!
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Yes, she “beat” you to it.
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You’re the second musicologist to bring this term up. It’s like you guys are living pair-a-diddles.
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We might call ourselves the Diddly Duo. We can present squat songs!
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Hopefully out of eashot. I think squat songs would sound rather crappy.
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Could also be considered Diddly-Squat!
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Which is what I’d pay for it.
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Hahahaha! I hear some envy in that comment.
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I was never good at drumming. Even as a salesman, I could never drum up business.
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Hmmm….”silliness and nonsense?” I don’t engage in that. But I like the word, ,🤪
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Uh-huh. That sounds like a tarradiddle, to me.
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I was only testing you, to see if you remembered the definition. 🙂
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Knowing someone like you, how could I ever forget the definition, you tarradiddler.
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😛
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