A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

I’ve learned to never tell my wife that a woman’s place is in the kitchen. That’s where the knives are kept.

Badder Joke

I wanted to attend a meeting of the Board of Education. So I did and boy, did I get bored of education.

Baddest Joke

Patient: (sniffling) Doc, I’m so depressed I feel like an old pair of curtains.
Shrink: Come on man! Pull yourself together!

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  1. Resisted the urge to post a photo of the blood in my kitchen sink last night. I keep some butterfly bandages in the adjacent cabinet to assist in the facilitation of my vegetable cutting technique. Also don’t have to wait until after the Urgent Care visit to eat dinner.

    My husband knows better than to offer advice.

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