Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
I’ve learned to never tell my wife that a woman’s place is in the kitchen. That’s where the knives are kept.
Badder Joke
I wanted to attend a meeting of the Board of Education. So I did and boy, did I get bored of education.
Baddest Joke
Patient: (sniffling) Doc, I’m so depressed I feel like an old pair of curtains.
Shrink: Come on man! Pull yourself together!
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Chasing Unicorns 
I shutter to think what feeling like an old pair of curtains is like.
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If you could peek into a psychiatrist’s office, you might get a window into that feeling.
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I don’t want to be a pane
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That could be shattering.
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Resisted the urge to post a photo of the blood in my kitchen sink last night. I keep some butterfly bandages in the adjacent cabinet to assist in the facilitation of my vegetable cutting technique. Also don’t have to wait until after the Urgent Care visit to eat dinner.
My husband knows better than to offer advice.
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Well, if you’re that dangerous to yourself, I worry for others. I don’t blame your husband for being wary. But I won’t off you any vegetable-chopping advice, either.
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You need to hire a chef. 🙂
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Careful giving her advice. She’s a menace with her knives.
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They’re useful tools for when you need to make a point.
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Yeah, I’ll bet you could poke holes through any argument.
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Maybe… thinking of the money I could save on medical expenses.
Either that, or I could learn to sew.
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Haha! Yes, learning to sew may work. Though you may be dangerous with. Needle too! 😄
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Oh, stop needling her over this.
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LOL! I will allow that pun. 😉
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I hope it left you in stitches.
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“Haha!”
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He probably gets suspicious when you serve finger sandwiches
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Especially with red sauce.
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Oh gosh you all! I just finished supper and I had red sauxe! 😛
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😄
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😶🤚!
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I did have to smile at the last one and yes, Brad knows not to say the first one. He is smart. LOL!
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Poor Brad.
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Pftttt!
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the Board meeting must have been about financial reports…
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Yes. But I did notice a lot of fascinated accountants at that meeting.
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nothing like a balance sheet that balances…
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Right. There’s nothing more precious than that.
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