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Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
How do you get a bunch of old cows into a barn?
Find Answer Below–
Put up a Bingo sign.
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I know. My wife plays bingo every week. But usually she doesn’t read my blog.
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But maybe today will be the day she does! 😄
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Hopefully not. I’ll try not to act suspicious today.
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I do believe that stooges like to live dangerously.
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We’re daredevils, running around with our large, floppy shoes.
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And big red noses! 😉
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……. and then herd them in, or is that a load of bull?
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That’s what I’ve herd.
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There’s likely an udder bunch of answers, but no doubt the magic cowbell lady will come up with something.
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I’m sure she’ll try to milk some more out of this.
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Obviously magic would work a lot faster to get them in the barn!
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I wouldn’t put a lot of stock in magic.
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“Haha!”
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Betsy is not impressed with your answer. Looks like you sre on her bad side again for not giving credit to her cowbell!
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That’s okay, I’ll make it up to her. I’ll give her a massage, then put her out to posture.
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Pftttt!
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Hahahahahahahaha! I was so wrong, but this is so right.
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Hee-hee. I just hope my wife doesn’t see this.
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And if you’re wife does see this, prepare to be led out behind the barn.
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Yikes! It could happen.
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Be afraid. Ha ha!
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😄
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I always am.
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