Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
Since con is the opposite of pro, Congress must be the opposite of progress.
Badder Joke
I swallowed a golf ball and had to be X-rayed. So far, my doctor says it’s gone down a fairway.
Baddest Joke
I overheard two fat ladies talking with what sounded like a British accent, so I said, “I love your accents. Are you two ladies from England?” One of them snaps, “It’s Wales, dumbshit!” So I apologized and asked, “Are you two whales from England?”
Categories: A Smartass Post
Chasing Unicorns 
I almost didn’t laugh, but I didn’t want to be a Jenny Ass.
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Well, now Jenny is happy, because you got a kick out of her. Here’s your kick: 🦵
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My day can only get better from here.
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I groaned at the first 2, but did have to laugh at the last one. I imagined the guy getting smacked in the jaw. LOL!
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I think that a smart-ass reply that good would be worth a smack in the jaw (if they could catch me).
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Oh believe me women can move real fast when on a mission! And giving a well-deserved smack is a good mission. If they can’t catch you they can always throw something at you. 🙂
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But not whales from Wales.
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“Haha!”
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If you were in water, they could catch you. But on land, whales can’t run fast.
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Yes, heard them beaching about that
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😶🤚!!
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They were just blowing off steam.
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They’re always blubbering about something
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I wish they’d stop, but I wouldn’t hold my breath. At least not as long as they can.
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You could try but that might make you turn purple, like the background of your avatar. 😛
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It’s blue, doofus! Blue!!
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Pfttt! Purple! Ask LT.
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I don’t have to ask her. I asked my own eyeballs. Then I put it up for a vote and the eyes had it.
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By the way, when I counted the nose, there was only one.
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😶🤚!.Smartass
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😂
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The first one is an old Jon Stewart joke. And hopefully that guy was armed with a harpoon.
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😶🤚!
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