A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

Since con is the opposite of pro, Congress must be the opposite of progress.

Badder Joke

I swallowed a golf ball and had to be X-rayed. So far, my doctor says it’s gone down a fairway.

Baddest Joke

I overheard two fat ladies talking with what sounded like a British accent, so I said, “I love your accents. Are you two ladies from England?” One of them snaps, “It’s Wales, dumbshit!” So I apologized and asked, “Are you two whales from England?”

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