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A Smartass Post
A pigeon-hearted, pusillanimous, ignoble, craven coward. A mean-spirited wretch of a person. A dastard.
The only kind of 10-foot pole you could use for touching something repulsive.
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The picture looks like the person has seen a poltroon and needs a poltroon to jab them with.
I need a poltroon to kill spiders with.
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Maybe the person is a poltroon who has just seen a poltroon and realizes he’s just like that person.
Have you checked Amazon for a spider-killing poltroon?
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That would account for the scary look on his face!
No, I haven’t checked Amazon, but perhaps I should. Add it to the other 101 items in my cart that are hoping to be bought eventually. Instead they languish in the cart. LOL!
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101 items? Yet you continue to deny you’re a high maintenance woman? Poor Brad.
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Oh gosh! 😶🤚! That wasn’t an exact number and it’s not high maintenance if they never get bought, doolally! 😛
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I can see you imploring Brad. Wearing him down, wearing him down. Until he finally puts up his hands and surrenders, and gives you the go-ahead to purchase everything in your Amazon cart. Poor Brad.
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Didn’t somebody write a rather good poem about “Poor Brad”?
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A very inspiring poem, at that. Men can learn big lessons from that poem, to not walk in Poor Brad’s footsteps.
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🙄😶🤚!
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Pfttttttt!!
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Yes, smartie, you figured me out. I just bat my eyelashes!
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The ol’ batting-the-eyelash trick. That’s a hard one for men to resist.
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😉
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But IF that really worked I would have my beach house by now!
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Perhaps you have to bat them a little more often.
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Awwwww … don’t kill the spiders! Spiders have a right to live, too, and they are part of the ecosystem! Lure them onto a sheet of paper and then gently take them outside and release them! 😊
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You sound like a spokesperson for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Spiders.
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Just one of the many hats I wear 😉
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If I had a poltroon, MAYBE I could do that., but…. 🙂
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🤣🤣
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Poltroon…….. politics ……….. politician ………….. what’s the difference?
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People see no difference, according to polls.
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Ah, short for a feartie slubberdegullion… a term I’ve heard used in reference to some Canadian politicians.
Since I’m an American (where we just call them “politicians”), I was imagining a very long, pointy stick for popping marauding balloons from a safe distance.
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😂
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I love both of those words. Those are two new words I can add to my vocabulary. Such a deal. I offer one word and get two words in return.
A very long, pointy stick for popping balloons sounds like a good idea in this day and age. Maybe you should invent one and offer it on Shark Tank.
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Good idea… but better to go directly to the taxpayer-funded deep-pockets. I can design something to a US government “MilSpec” and charge a ludicrous amount for it, like those $2,000 hammers or $24,000 toilet seats. And even at, say $45,000 per copy, it would be a bargain compared to a $125-million jet-fighter firing a $2.5-million missile.
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There’s big money in defense contracts, so I think you’re on to something. My only suggestion is that you hire a lobbyist. A good lobbyist could help you to jack up the price from $45,000 to $4.5 million.
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Oh… I have some stories I wish I could tell!
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Go ahead and tell them. Don’t worry, your secret is good with me.
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Could make for some real interesting blog posts. 🙂
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Spent some time in Virginia in the early 90s, lobbying a federal department to fund some graduate work. Between that and traveling to Thailand around the turn of the millennium is sort of a dark rabbit hole. Written a little…
luminousaether.wordpress.com/2020/07/10/job-skills/
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Thanks! Will check it out.
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