A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. We’ve been happily married for many years, and want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day! We believe the secret to a happy marriage is being able to laugh at each other’s smartass remarks.

Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

I found a real nice Valentine’s Card that read, “You’re my one and only.” I bought a dozen.

Badder Joke

If love is blind, then marriage is a pair of glasses.

Baddest Joke

I once stayed at a motel with bed bugs. I saw two of them fall in love. And then they got married in the spring.

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45 replies »

  1. I see Cupid’s arrow struck, and put you in a sweet, Valentine’s mood. πŸ˜‰
    Don’t let your wife know that you bought a dozen cards or she may take back whatever she got you for Valentine’s Day
    I may have cracked a smile at the bedbug one. LOL!

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