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A Smartass Post
If I had another face, do you think I’d wear this one?
Abraham Lincoln
(after being accused of being two-faced)
In another life, he could have been a standup comedian.
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It was a pretty good comeback, I think.
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He did have some good one-liners. He once listed his educational history on an application with one word, “Defective”.
Just coming here from Caroline’s “Rainbow Mountain”, suspiciously ironic that the Tibetan Sky Burial is one of your “Related” links above.
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I remember that post. If we had that option for final arrangements in America, I’d go for it. After all, buzzards have to eat, too.
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Haha! I don’t intend for my story to have a burial in it.
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That is a good one. I have read some about some other funny things he said. A comedian would have been a safer occupation for him.
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He had a way with words. He even wrote his own speeches, including the Gettysburg Address.
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Yes, he was gifted that way. We had to memorize the Gettysburg Address.
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Did you do that about four score and seven years ago?
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Not quite, smartie!
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i like his face just fine (but i get the joke!).
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I like his face on five-dollar bills. The more of those, the merrier.
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Well, they carved his face into a mountain so I guess it can’t be that bad.
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I wonder if there’s a cave in that mountain, somewhere above the left ear.
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