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Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Find Answer Below–
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
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I’m glad that didn’t go ova my head.
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I have no worries. You usually get my cracks.
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He is color blind like you as well! 🙂
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Thank you for acknowledging how non-racist he and I are.
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😶🤚! That’s not what I meant, ☺
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What?! So you’re calling us racists?
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…mmm…! I am just going to go crawl in my hole now, smartass!😛
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Good idea. Here’s something to dig yourself out with:🥄
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Aren’t you so “kind!”
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I was imaging that it could be an eventually painful problem if it didn’t lay them at all.
There’s probably a medical billing code for that.
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I’m sure there’d be a lot of clucking and squawking, both before and after receiving the medical bill.
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I didn’t even guess close to the right answer. Good job!
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Thanks. But I hope you won’t be too chicken to try to guess the next one.
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“Haha!” That may have got a smile.
And with the price of eggs now no one wants to break one!
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That’s right. We should be grateful chickens only lay them.
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The doctor may have to pullet out.
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Groan!
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How do you think the hen feels?
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“No comment!”
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Poor Hen!
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Hopefully his bill will be cheep.
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It’s ok, the chicken is a molty-millionaire
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Wow. That ain’t chicken scratch.
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As long as he doesn’t have to dip into his retirement nest egg.
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Oh gosh, it just keeps going…..
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This seems to be fertile territory for puns.
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😶🤚!!
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Then he’d make a yolk of his whole retirement plan.
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And “Zed” wonders why he got sent to the funny farm! Just saying…LOL!
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Don’t knock Zed. He’s weaving some fantastic baskets right now.
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😄 I am sure he is doing a great job!
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He’s even learned how to twiddle his toes.
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So “talented!”
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I always thought they laid eggs because they had a contractual obligation to the Easter Bunny.
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LOL!
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No, the Easter Bunny hides eggs because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been getting friendly with the chickens.
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Aaaaaaaahhhhhh …. that ‘splains a lot!!!
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😂 Oh gosh!
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