Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
I asked my algebra teacher when I would ever be using this stuff in real life. She said, “Well, one day when you’re older, you may look at your X and wonder Y.
Badder Joke
They say the smartest animal in the jungle is the chimpanzee. The stupidest is a polar bear.
Baddest Joke
If you show a zebra to a horse, you’ll never get him to cross a road again.
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Chasing Unicorns 
I need my morning coffee. I had to read the second one twice to “get” it. (facepalm as coffee brews).
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I had my morning coffee and still had to read it twice!
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That’s because coffee is poison. It causes dementia.
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Pftttt!
Who are you?
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Dr. Gnu. I recommend laying off coffee for awhile.
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Heh-heh. The second one is a trick joke. Sort of like those trick questions in school tests.
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I think in England they call them Chimpanzeds.
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Okay . . .
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I work with a lot of fureigners and in many English speaking places they pronounce the letter Z “zed”.
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That’s weird. So I guess a striped horse is a zedbra.
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I think that have plaid horses
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If you want to save an Englishman from embarrassment, do you say, “Your zedper is down”?
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I’m not sure. I can’t imagine wanting to save an Englishman from embarrassment.
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I guess if you want to be invited over for tea and crumpets.
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Never have quite figured out what a crumpet is. A crumb-puppet? A crumpled trumpet? There’s no way of knowing.
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I think it’s a crumby pet. Apparently the English don’t take their crumby pets to the pound. They just eat them with tea.
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That may explain some horse d’oeuvres I had at English guy’s house once.
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😄 I’ll bet they were as good as the mane course.
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I had to sit at my desk and laugh at all this for a few minutes. I’d better trot back off to work.
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Yes, get back to work PUNderhead! See the trouble you stir up.
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Stirrup? That was a very good pun.
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Nooo…! .That’s not what I meant, smartie!
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Oh, don’t be so modest.
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Good idea. I hope you’re not saddled with too much to do.
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Shaking my head! You two are hopeless! 😂
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You too, with your stirrup pun.
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😶🤚!!
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Not me. I’m hoping for more good puns, like the one you came up with.
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…mmm…! You aren’t going to forget it, are you, doolally!
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Heck no. I’m telling everyone you’re a genius at puns, and that I got it straight from the horse’s mouth.
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Smartass! Stop smirking!☺
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🐎
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Do you feel laser’s being shot at you by chance? 😄
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And I thought that burning sensation was heartburn.
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LOL!
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😶🤚!
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Oh gosh! And I thought landing the airplane was bad.
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Are you ferhoodled? Drink some coffee ☕ to help. 😉
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Why would I want to make things worse?
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I may have had to read that a couple times before I got it. 😶🤚!
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More coffee
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Hey, at least I got it before Tippy did! Poor guy, needs coffee.
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Maybe his tap water has gone bad.
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Could be! A groundhog probably got into it somehow.
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Maybe that’s why I feel under the weather today. Bad weather this time of year is Punxsatawny Phil’s fault.
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Feeling under the weather isn’t good! Chicken noodle soup and hot tea will make you feel better. 🙂
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But what will it do for the chicken?
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😶🤚!
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Maybe you should book a flight so you can feel over the weather.
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I did crack a smile at that one. I am giving in, that is scary!
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He’s learned to put more substance in his puns, by studying meatier-ology.
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😶🤚! I shouldn’t have said anything!
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I guess I landed a good airplane joke.
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Groan!!
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That’s the American way.
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It wasn’t cold enough to wake me up, this morning.
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Ooh, what.a shame, I can send you our cold weather!
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No, instead I think I’ll go to the beach and bask in the warm sun, while inhaling the salubrious salty air.
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I hope something doesn’t THUNK you in the head while you are there! 😛
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I’ll be sure to take my sun umbrella.
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Smartie!
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Pffft!
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Did you hear my loud groans?
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I thought that was my stomach.
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Well feed your poor stomach!
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Okay. I had a bowl of Coco-Puffs.
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Lucky Charms are hetter, they are magical!
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That’s true. And they have unicorn marshmallows.
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What could be better than that?
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It truly is the most unique cereal in the world.
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