A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

I asked my algebra teacher when I would ever be using this stuff in real life. She said, “Well, one day when you’re older, you may look at your X and wonder Y.

Badder Joke

They say the smartest animal in the jungle is the chimpanzee. The stupidest is a polar bear.

Baddest Joke

If you show a zebra to a horse, you’ll never get him to cross a road again.

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