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My admirers all said the same thing in different ways. It was my fault, their wanting to kiss and hug me.
Marilyn Monroe
She must have felt bored, not finding a guy willing to admit he’s a scoundrel at heart.
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Well, a scoundrel wouldn’t be able to admit that on principle.
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So by this logic, if you’re willing to admit you’re a scoundrel, then you’re not really a scoundrel?
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Okay, now Jason’s statement makes sense. To give an example, my Ex-BIL would never admit that he was a scoundrel BUT ……thats because he truly is one!
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I hate to make sense this early in the day. I better go get some more coffee.
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Well if it makes you feel hetter, maybe making sense was an overstatement. 🙂
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Yes, it’s their hypocrisy that makes them such scoundrels. If they’d just come right out and admit their lecherous tendencies, then you could choose whether you wanted to associate with them or not.
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Exactly, and the decision would be quite easy!
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Same here. If you’re in the mood for some ridiculous fun, hang out with the scoundrel. But if you’re not into such risque behavior, date a nun.
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Oh gosh! Well, thats a little extreme and good luck trying to get a date with a nun. 😄
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The challenge here is, that if you’re a scoundrel, and are looking for someone who wants to hook up with a scoundrel, you have to admit you’re a scoundrel. And then that person has to admit they’re looking for a scoundrel. I think that would require a lot of courage. Which is a noble thing for a scoundrel.
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Yes, scoundrels lack courage!
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I think so, you’re only pretending to be a scoundrel, which really kind of makes you a scoundrel if you ask me.
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Okay, now this idea is expanding. So, if you pretend to be a scoundrel, when you’re not, then you really are a scoundrel. And if you pretend you’re not a scoundrel, when you are, then you are also a scoundrel.
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I guess the best course of action is to admit to nothing.
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But then how can you hook up with someone who’s looking for a scoundrel?
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Tell them you are running for congress.
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That reminds me of George Santos. He’s a self-confessed liar. Which ironically makes him the most honest lawmaker in Washington.
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That guy is amazingly full of crap and, sigh of relief, he wasn’t elected by a Texas congressional district.
Been fun to read about him in the news anyway.
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But see, we know he’s full of crap. He admits it, himself. For that, I might be willing to vote for him.
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He could be lying about that too.
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Hmm, now I’m beginning to wonder about him.
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And now my head is beginning to spin!
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Then my whole mission for the morning has been fulfilled.
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Pftttttttt!
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Since when does a scoundrel have principals?
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I think that they may have principals, but just not scruples.
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😶🤚!
Well….. now you should be happy, for that statement doesn’t make sense, LOL! Now I need coffee for my head.
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I usually just drink my coffee. I haven’t tried pouring it over my head. Does that help wake you up in the morning?
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Smartass! 😛
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Make sure your coffee is cold and then feel free to pour it over your head. Since its black coffee, it wouldn’t be wasting it. 😂
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I’ll have to remember never to accept an invitation to coffee at your house. That’s a weird custom you have. Must be of Pennsylvania-Dutch origin.
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😶🤚!!
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When he goes to school. Or did you mean, principles?
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Egad, I should know this as my title used to be Principal Engineer, thank God I got promoted as I could never remember which spelling was correct without looking at my business card.
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A fifth-grade teacher taught me this mnemonic: The principal is your PAL.
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That guy who used to paddle me in school? He was no pal of mine.
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Ah, but he did it for your own moral edification.
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Yeah, that’s what I have been telling myself about the guy.
All I did was shove another guy into the lockers… a little harder than I intended to… but we were friends and that’s what friends do.
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Oh yes, the difference in how guys treat their friends and how girls treat their friends. 😄
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Girls smile to the faces of their friends, then make catty remarks about them, behind their backs.
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Yes, unfortunately you are right!With guys if you have a conflict you just throw a punch and it’s settled. With girls ….. Let the games begin! ….
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Although sometimes those games melt down to a screeching session of hair-pulling and blouse ripping.
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True … but usually that’s just in rhe movies.
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Oh, well then, never go to the theater with a catty girlfriend.
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“Haha!” No worries!
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Nothing wrong with a friendly shove. That principal sounds a little narrow minded.
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Well, he took a job in which one of the responsibilities (or perks) was beating kids with sticks. How bad a guy could he be?
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A man after my own heart. I’ve sometimes had a secret urge to beat kids with sticks, or just root them in the ass with a sharp boot.
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Well if you had meant school principals it would make your previous statement make more sense. So yes, I guess you didn’t mean it that way!
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I don’t find much pity for excessively successful people who clearly lap up the attention.
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So, are you suggesting Marilyn was an attention-whore?
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Better hope Elton John doesn’t read this.
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Yeah, that candle is flickering pretty wildly in the wind, right now.
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😂
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😀 I can’t top that one.
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The only thing better than being rich is having a rich friend… and especially one who is easily flattered. 😉
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That sounds like a quotable quote worthy of stealing. By the way, if you’re rich, I think what you said is a reflection of the limitless scope of your unparalleled genius.
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Feel free to go on…. Just don’t kiss and hug me.
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Well, I wasn’t planning to, but I think it’s healthy anyway, to establish boundaries.
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😂
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