Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.

What should you do if a bear charges you?

Find Answer Below–
Pay him.
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But if I am not satisfied with the product or service, I will never be able to claw my money back.
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Why I avoid buying in a Bear Market.
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So you fall for the bull, instead.
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Yeah… I’ve ended up making a lot of bearly pawsable investments.
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Well you claimed in my post that you wouldn’t let dragons scare you so why would you be afraid of a bear? Show the bear 🐻 who is boss.
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With a dragon I feel like the scales may be tipped in my favor but with bears I have only a grizzly outlook.
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And the PUNderhesd strikes again! Hard to compete with that wit. 😛
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Yeah, I can bearly keep up with him.
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“Haha!” But oooh it doesn’t stop you from putting forth good effort! You just want to be his top student. 😜
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Wait a second. I thought we were talking about bears, not toadys.
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I appreciate you complementing my puns by calling them wit.
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Don’t get too used to it, groans come easier! 🙂
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No, and never make ursine at the shopping maul.
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I guessed it! I’m stunned! Hahahaha
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😊
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Congratulations on guessing it! Here’s a gold star for you: ⭐
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I would rather ring my enchanted cowbell so that I could disappear.
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That’s fantasyland. In reality, you pull out your can of bear spray. Then you position yourself so that you’re upwind from the charging bear. Then, you wait with bear spray poised and ready for action, until the charging bear gets within 10 feet of you. Then you let him have it, aiming for its wild eyes or gaping mouth.
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Umm…I prefer fantasy and disappearing with the bell instead of trusting in a little can of bear spray which I am supposed to aim into his mouth! I never have had good aim!
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A bear’s wide-open mouth makes for a big target. I’ll bet you could hit his tonsils.
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I will be sure to let you know if that ever happens!
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That’s the spirit of confidence I like to hear.
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ha! my answer was: ask him if he accepts mastercard. (so close!)
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Close enough. You have jinxed the sphinx.
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