Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
It was so cold today, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Badder Joke
I don’t trust hikers. They’re the ones who usually find the bodies.
Baddest Joke
If you trace the etymology of the word, “vegetarian,” you’ll find that it originally meant, “really bad hunter.”
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Chasing Unicorns 
Wonder how many bodies Jason has found, I knew there was something sly about him. 😉
I did laugh at the last one.
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Yeah, I could swear some of Jason’s photos include patches of disturbed soil.
I wonder if Jim will like the last one.
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There are two kinds of hikers: those that find the dead bodies and those that bury them.
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Oh gosh! Wellll….I do hope that you are now going to tell me that you have found dead bodies before …..
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I’m the kind that finds armadillos.
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😂 …. that is unless you are hiking with certain people from Pennsylvania.
But glad to know that you find them instead of dead bodies and very glad to know that you aren’t the one to bury the bodies.It would be rather heavy to carry a shovel with you.
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It’s too much work to be a serial killer. I might try my hand at being a cereal killer.
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Groaning! Did you kill cereal this morning?
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I had a bacon-egg burrito and some vegetarian sausage as I am a partially lousy hunter.
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LOL! The bacon egg burrito sounds good, as long as it had cheese as well. 🙂
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It was doused with hot sauce.
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Oooh you ruined it, just like Brad does with his food!
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You have wake up the taste buds
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My taste buds are wide awake, they don’t need any help. Can’t help that you guys have lazy ones.
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Please start with Wheaties. I hate Wheaties.
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OK, I may have a few Trix up my sleeve that I can use.
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Oh yes, you probably do.
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And then, just for Kix, you can kill Life.
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😶🤚!
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Shovel?! You should try carrying a body. Oof!
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Have you carried a body before? Perhaps I shouldn’t ask!
But you don’t need to carry it. You just dig the hole and push it in.
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You sound like quite the expert. But you still have much to learn. According to mafia movies, you make the person walk to the gravesite, and make him dig the grave. Just be careful that while he’s digging, he doesn’t swing the shovel at your head.
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I do have experience with shovels and digging … just saying!
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That’s true. I’ve witnessed your marvelous skills at digging holes.
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I can say that I have witnessed your expertise as well!
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I guess it takes one to know one.
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Yup! And you have had more years of experience than I. 🙂
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No, it didn’t start with me until shortly after I met you. You’re a bad influence.
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Riiight! ! I think “fun” is a better word. 😜
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Like it’s any fun digging a hole to China. Uh-huh.
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Well i haven’t dug that deep yet, guess you have dug deeper than me. 🙂
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Here are some chopsticks I brought back for you:🥢
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How kind of you.
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I’ve never found them or buried them. But perhaps I haven’t hiked enough times, yet.
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Jim might agree that he is a lousy hunter. 🙂
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Being a professor, perhaps he should watch the movie, Good Will Hunting.
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True! 🙂We watched it, long ago.
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That figures. Didn’t it come out in the 1940s?
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Pfttttt! Noo!
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I also chuckled at the last one.
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It makes sense, in a certain way.
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Well, I just hunted down and captured an anole lizard that found its way into my house. I placed him/her unharmed in my flower bed out back. Not sure whether or not that makes me a vegetarian.
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How nice of you to help the lizard. Perhaps its a magical lizard and will grant you a wish now.
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Well, I wished that it would eat some bugs. We’ll see what happens.
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I think that wish may have a very likely chance of coming true!
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If it eats bugs, put it in a computer lab.
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I think that makes you a vegetarian. I was hoping you could tell us what an anole lizard tastes like. And hopefully not like something that rhymes with anole.
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