Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Whenever you see women walking around with their purses open, it’s a sign there’s going to be change in the weather.
If your kid writes a letter to Santa, make sure he uses the language they speak up there. North Polish.
I asked Santa what he’d charge me for his sleigh. He said, “Nothing, it’s on the house.”
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