Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
Whenever you see women walking around with their purses open, it’s a sign there’s going to be change in the weather.
Badder Joke
If your kid writes a letter to Santa, make sure he uses the language they speak up there. North Polish.
Baddest Joke
I asked Santa what he’d charge me for his sleigh. He said, “Nothing, it’s on the house.”
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Chasing Unicorns 
It’s early, and my coffee isn’t strong enough for me to figure out what the first joke is trying to make funny. Help!!
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I guess you’ve never opened your purse, to catch any change in the weather. Think of all the money you’ve missed out on.
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You really sleighed me with the last joke.
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I made the sleigh joke last, because that’s where everything went downhill.
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I had actually made it through these jokes without groaning and then….I read your comment!
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Seems like you want me to reign in these puns.
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LOL! PUNderhead! 😶🤚!
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There is no change in the weather when I walk around. My purse is closed. 🙂
I did laugh at the last one.
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But I hear you guys are going through a deep freeze. So maybe your purse is frozen shut.
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Yes, that is very possible! Ugh! Too 🥶 cold! Supposed to be -1 degree tonight, windchill -25!
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That’s pretty cold. Meanwhile, we’re shivering also. It’s only going to get up into the 60’s the next few days.
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You poor man! So thankful you have a nice vehicle to manage the temps over there. I woke up to -11 temp, and my home was at 64°F. So, I have cranked up the heat as high as it can go to get to 68°F in my home. Finally comfy to go barefoot.
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-11 is unimaginable. Are there really places in the USA that get that cold? But 68 is freezing, also. I don’t know how you can stand to go barefoot.
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..mmm…!! “No comment!”
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I needed the comment to get that first one. Maybe the heat and humidity. Around 85F, and maybe 85/90% humidity. Have to start runs before sunrise; but I understand the alternative is shoveling mountains of snow.
Merry Christmas!
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Yes, you picked the right time of year to visit Singapore. Merry Christmas to you, too!
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