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Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
What’s the fastest any cop gets to the scene of an accident?
Find Answer Below–
When he crashes his own car.
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I was thinking when someone has an accident in front of the donut shop but that works too.
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That might be the second fastest.
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Thanks for that eclairification.
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Now I am hungry for an eclair!
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Well, I declare.
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“Haha!”
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You are definitely on a roll.
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🙄 Don’t encourage him!
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Especially if on a sugar rush from Cara’s sweet coffee. But there really is only one answer. They can get there lickety split If they happen to ring Betsy’s cowbell. Or they will be somewhere else …. but they will be there fast!
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So that’s where the cops are when I need them. They’ve rang Betsy’s cowbell.
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Yup! Now you know. Who knows some of them may have got shipped to the swamp!
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I guess that dratted swamp hasn’t been drained yet.
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But “What’s the fastest…………….?”, would suggest the answer be in either speed or time values. If in speed, the answer is presumably the maximum potential of the vehicle. If in time, the answer would depend on where the cop is when he/she gets the call, and where the accident is located.
Going to his own accident does not quite fit here because a cop cannot go to an accident unless dispatched, and short of having a psychic despatcher on shift, the cop is not going to get dispatched to his/her own accident eh!
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And thus the riddle falls apart. You have destroyed the Sphynx. I hope you’re happy.
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Well that sphynx stinks.
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I’ve heard the same is true for sphincters.
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Yes I have also heard that. Sphincters are a messy business.
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But they come in handy in a pinch.
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I would suggest that depends on which sphincter you are talking about. The pupillary sphincter (e.g.) may not be receptive to being pinched. The anal sphincter however, is a rather different situation. Then there are those huge Egyptian Sphincters, and I have to wonder if coordinated sphincters could be called sphincopated sphincters? Scary eh!
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Thanks for the education on sphincters. I’ll remember you every time I feel the tug of one.
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Be careful which one tugs or you could be in deep shit!
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Thanks for the warning. The older I get the more cautious I’ve become about things like that.
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Me too! 🙂
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Ooh help! Glad I am still sooo young!.
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Don’t get too smug. You’re only a few months behind me.
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Yes but I bet she is quite a few inches shorter.
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That must really stink, for her.
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🙄
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“Funnny!”
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Ummm….and quite a few number of years, smartie! So I can be smug. 😉
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Pffffft!
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😄
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That made my head ache, but I still thought it a brilliant response!
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Please, don’t encourage him.
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Well even the “coffee shop response” had little credibility. Imagine a couple of cops in a coffee shop enjoying their coffees and sinking their teeth into their favorite donut (here it might be a Tim’s coffee and a Boston Cream). Suddenly there is an accident outside. How can anybody believe that our two cops (who are taking an official break) are going to drop everything in order to dash outside to the accident site? Wait a few minutes and they will hear sirens and everything will be taken care of while they finish their coffee and donut! Duh!
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Happy to follow your blog. Great content
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Thank you.
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You’re welcome
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