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Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer. Then you’ll be done with it, and that will be good riddlance.
How do snowmen get around?
Find Answer Below–
By icicle.
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Haha! I did chuckle at that, and possibly groaned as well!
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Good. Chuckle-groaners are the best kind of pun.
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Then you got a win today! Pat yourself on the back. 😄
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I did. Now my arm is broken.
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Oops! No more “pats on the back” for you!
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I can still do it with a backscratcher.
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You should have used butter to pat yourself on the back.
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Hmmm… good advice, I thnk it would be even better if he used it to pat his head. 🙂
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I’ll bet I can even pat my head and rub my belly at the same time.
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No one likes it when someone butters themselves up and pats themselves on the back. That would leave me margarinalized.
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😶🤚!
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The way you’re churning out puns, you must be on a roll
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Thanks. I thought I was churning stomachs.
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Annd you are being quite “helpful!”
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I am just spreading cheer. Well, spreading something anyway.
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😶🤚!
All from my innocent, “pat on the back” phrase!
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There are no innocent remarks where puns are concerned.
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Pftttt!
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Also, she’s not innocent.
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Fortunately she is too busy arranging throw pillows to be of much harm.
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I wouldn’t be so sure about that, PUNderhead!
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I think her throw pillows are part of an evil plot to give everyone sore backs.
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You better apply more butter.
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Yep. No matter how you slice it.
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Groan!
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…mmm…!! Don’t help him PUNderhead!
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Ummm…Excuuuse me! I am too innocent!
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Uh-huh. Figures you’d say that.
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😇😛
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That sounds painful.
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You have a point.
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But snowmen don’t have legs so how do they pedal?
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By foot. Haven’t you ever heard of a “foot of snow”?
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Yes, but I have never seen a snowman with a foot of snow. I saw one once with three feet in a yard, but I guess that doesn’t count.
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The one with three feet sounds like a freak of nature. Normal snowmen ride around by icicle, with two feet of snow.
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Freak of nature? Three feet up here always = 1 yard. I thought it was the same in the US. 🙂
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Oh, okay. I guess I can agree with that metric.
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Now wanna talk about snowballs, or should we just forget about them?
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I could cross my legs for a formal discussion, if you’d like.
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We could likely get a kick out of that, but might be painful for you.
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This kind of reminds me of a couple of acres I once had up in Oregon.
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Oregon is a bit high for that to happen don’t you think?
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I have long legs.
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Highballing it now eh!
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Yep. Especially during the winter, when the weather’s cold.
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Ah yes. Freezies to be avoided at all cost!
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☃️
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Uuuf…good riddlance.
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😄
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