Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
When I was a kid, I always knew when Santa Claus was in my house. I could sense his presents.
Badder Joke
We should really call Saint Nick, Santa CAUS, not Claus. There’s Noel.
Baddest Joke
The reason why Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty women live.
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Chasing Unicorns 
That might make me jolly too.
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Maybe Santa Claus is the world’s primary distributor of STD’s.
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Well, he does like a good ho ho ho.
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Yes, and he likes to empty his sack.
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Oooh I knew this thread was going downhill as soon as I read tbe last joke! I saved time and 😶🤚 a couple times before reading the comments.
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I thought it started at the bottom of the hill. I didn’t know if has further down hill to go.
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Haha! I have learned to not underestimate…. when it comes to certain stooges.
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I’m impressed with your foresight.
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You should be. 🙂
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Thats what your GPS is for, right?
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And here I thought it was the milk and cookies making him jolly.
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You know what they say… Believe in your ELF (not a typo :D)
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Depends upon what you put in the milk and cookies.
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