A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

When I was a kid, I always knew when Santa Claus was in my house. I could sense his presents.

Badder Joke

We should really call Saint Nick, Santa CAUS, not Claus. There’s Noel.

Baddest Joke

The reason why Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty women live.

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