If other people would stop being so greedy, I’m sure I could get rich quick.
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If other people would stop being so greedy, I’m sure I could get rich quick.
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But what about all the gold that you have secretly stashed away in a hole in your backyard?
Oops, was that a secret?
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I was worried some blatherskite like you might reveal the secret, so I dug it up and cleverly hid it in my attic.
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Oooh you are soo smart! Hey, I could hide it for you in my attic, who would think that your gold would be in my attic? Perfect idea! I guess I am a smarter “blatherskite” than you!
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I wouldn’t be surprised if it was already in your attic. I’d better go check up on my stash.
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My lips are sealed! 😉
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And your pockets are filled.
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😊😊 perhaps filled enough to ✈ away to a tropical 🏖🏝🌊
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Keep dreaming.
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I have all my money tied up in young women and a couple of index funds that have done amazing poorly this year. I’m on the keep-your-head-above-water quick plan.
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Just do the doggie paddle to keep your head up.
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I don’t paddle my doggies. That would be cruel. I can’t believe that you’d suggest such a thing.
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😶🤚! Thats not what I meant you confused doolally!
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She’s so mean.
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Heyyy….Pfttttt!
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Hmm. As your financial planner, I would advise that if you want more liquidity, stop keeping your head above water.
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My accountant said that my debts were “outstanding” so I think I am in good shape there.
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I agree. I think that speaks a lot to your credit.
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Welllll…..he wouldn’t have to worry about finances anymore if he took your advice and kept his head under water. I don’t think I want you as my financial advisor.
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Why not? I make a lot of cents. Especially out of dollars.
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