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A Smartass Post
Looking guilty and dejected. Having shame on one’s face. Or, an expression of low-down, dirty-dog sneakiness.
A method of last resort, when attempting to housebreak a dog.
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Wasn’t Hang Dog a prominent figure in Chinese history, or perhaps that was Dang Hog? Reminds me of the one about the man who called his local Chinese restaurant. A man at the restaurant picked up the call with “Hello, I am Wang King the chef, can I help you?” The caller responded “No it’s OK. I’ll call you later.”
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I just hope Wang King washes his hands frequently.
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Overpriced/cheap concession food at public executions, also served as a last meal at institutions attempting to save money on their food-service contracts.
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Hmm. Never eat the food, while attending a public execution. And never take your dog to one.
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I can definitely relate to your version of hangdog, especially when my day starts by stepping in a warm puddle on the floor!
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Yes, it’s a horrible way to start the day.
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It is a very eye opening experience! Lol
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I often have that hangdog look after eating the last of the peppermint bark.
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When Peppermint barks, there’s no need to hang her. A large club, accurately aimed, will end the cacophony forever. Then, after 75 minutes in the oven, at 350 degrees, she’ll come out tender and juicy, and will last for several meals.
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Be sure to serve it with some hush puppies.
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Good idea, for silent chewing. But if you need to ketchup on your eating, mustard dogs are best.
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I can just wolf it down with or without condiments.
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If I ate that much, I’d be howling in pain.
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Yeah, but at least your tummy wouldn’t be growling
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No, it would just want to roll over and play dead.
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Thunk! Did that make you howl? 😛
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Aaaaoooooo! 🐺
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Groan!!
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I see it was a mistake for me to read this right before supper!
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I’m trying to help you, in case you’re on a diet.
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Don’t say that D word!
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“Dummkopf”?
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No diet, but I did have veggies at supper. I don’t have sugar quite all the time. 🙂
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Do you have to eat all your veggies before you’re allowed anything sugary?
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No, that wouldn’t be right!
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Yeah, and you don’t get cavities, either. And with all the sugar you eat, that ain’t right.
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I did have my dentist appt recently and YES passed with flying colors . 😊
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Pffffffft!
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😄😇
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😶🤚! No peppermint bark in the mail for you.
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Noooo, doofus!
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I guess you’ve never acquired a taste for Peppermint?
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REAL peppermint, yes!
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Well, Peppermint is real. Or should I say, WAS.
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😶🤚!
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LOL! I still have some left that I am savoring!
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Actually I believe you and Tippy probably have that “hangdog guilty” expression alot for rare are the times that you stooges are innocent! LOL!
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I generally have the “throw-back-my-head-while-cackling” look.
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Smartass! But I don’t doubt that at all!
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I look sorta like this: 😄
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Pftttttt!
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I am the very embodiment of innocence.
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Riiiight! Annnd I am tall!
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I hope no one ever asks you what killjoy means…
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😄 I’m pretty sure Carolyn will never ask.
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😶🤚! You crazy doolally! And yes, I never will ask 😛
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Too bad. It would have been a lot of fun.
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Pftttttt!!🤪
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You might get yourself in a large hole if I was to ask that!
Though you are used to living on the edge!!
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Living life on the edge keeps me from feeling bored.
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Glad to be of service, but I am still not asking! 😄
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Okay, well as they say, don’t ask, don’t tell.
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agreed. she may not like the answer…
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🙄
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