A Smartass Post

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

I got into trouble in Alaska, and was hauled in for questioning. The detective asked, “What were you doing during the night of December 1st through January 10th?”

Badder Joke

Indians hate snow. It’s white, and it settles on their land.

Baddest Joke

When it’s real cold outside, and you find yourself making lots of mistakes while texting, beware. This is one of the first signs of typothermia.

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