Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
I got into trouble in Alaska, and was hauled in for questioning. The detective asked, “What were you doing during the night of December 1st through January 10th?”
Badder Joke
Indians hate snow. It’s white, and it settles on their land.
Baddest Joke
When it’s real cold outside, and you find yourself making lots of mistakes while texting, beware. This is one of the first signs of typothermia.
Categories: A Smartass Post
Chasing Unicorns 
You hear about the guy who wanted to visit a friend out in Vancouver, so he called him up and asked what time of year would be best, like when would it not be raining eh.
The line went dead.
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Apparently, his friend doesn’t appreciate smartasses.
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I like the first one. It took me a second.
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Heh-heh. Yeah, they have very long nights during Alaskan winters.
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Thats why I couldn’t live in Alaska. Well that and its COLD!
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But their summer days are very long, too. But then again, there is the cold.
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Yes, the cold doesn’t go away, it just is less cold in the summertime.
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It is. I think. Although I’ve never lived in Alaska. I lived in Iceland for a year, though. The summertime high temp was about 63 F.
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Definitely not warm enough for me in the summer! You still need to wear a jacket and too cold for sandals or flip flops.
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Same here. I’m staying in the warm, subtropical climate of Southern California.
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exact same response I had…
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Good thing you weren’t being interrogated. Your hesitancy might have made you look suspicious.
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If I were being interrogated, I’m sure the sweat dripping from my brow wouldn’t have helped either…
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Sweat is always a dead giveaway. I’ve solved this problem by frequently patting it away with my handkerchief.
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you must watch a lot of detective shows…
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Yep. It’s part of the trade. Helps me know what mistakes to avoid.
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that’s why I watch C-Span…
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As hardened as I am, there are too many crooks on C-Span for my ability to stomach.
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That’s why I watch it. To learn some tricks of the trade.
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Well, given that you’re still out of jail, the same as most politicians, you seem to have learned the trade well.
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👍
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The first one did get a laugh, and the other two got groans., and maybe a smile. Number 3 is why I text inside, where its warm.
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Good idea. That will protect you from getting frostbitten fingertips.
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Exactly! Can’t have that happen.
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Maybe typothermia could help in your case
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Pfttttt!!
I see you are being as “helpful” as always!
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#1… I like dark humor.
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😄 Humor noir.
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