A Foolish Filler Day

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

I got to the checkout counter at Walmart and pulled out my checkbook and a credit card. I asked, “Which do you want, paper or plastic?”

Badder Joke

My math teacher often asked trick questions. Like the time he said, “If you were a cowboy, and rounded up 19 cows from one canyon and 19 cows from another canyon, and put them all in the same corral, how many cows would you have?” I said, “38.” He said, “Wrong, 40. Remember, I told you to round up.”

Baddest Joke

A cop approached me and said, “Sir, I’m very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck.” I said, “I know, but she has the most amazing personality.”

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