Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
People with guns rob banks. People with banks rob everyone.
Badder Joke
I believe if we ever had a woman president, she’d never get us into a war with another country. She’d just stop talking to them.
Baddest Joke
I’m an Angels baseball fan. I think they’re twice as good as any other team. After all, their name, “The Los Angeles Angels,” literally translates to “The the Angels Angels.”
Categories: A Foolish Filler Day
Chasing Unicorns 
She’d likely want to change the colors of our flag to more trendy colors as well.
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Well there are a lot more prettier colors out there you know. Brighter colors. Soft peach color, lime green, rosy pink ….
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Figures a woman would want a pastel flag.
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Yes, but four years wouldn’t be enough time for her to make up her mind.
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And then she’d look around and say “I wonder if Idaho would look better over there where Kentucky is. Of course it would clash with Tennessee so we’d have to swap Tennessee with Minnesota. But then we’d have to rotate Mississippi and Alabama. And I was thinking we’d put Kentucky where all those little states are up in New England. And Maine really could use more sunlight so we’ll scoot Utah and Arizona up and put New England there. And someone want to tell me why Alaska and Hawaii aren’t even in the same room? Geeze, who layed out this country anyway? Must have been men.
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Yeah, we wouldn’t be able to find our way around, anymore. And then it would be hard to find a comfortable state to live in, because of all the scatter cushions in the way.
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THUMP! I think one just flew your direction.
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It bounced right off my head, the way scatter cushions ordinarily do.
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Oh gosh! 😶🤚!
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“Haha!” 😜
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Like the popular “emerald blue” color, right?
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Number 1 I cracked a smile and Number 2 did make me laugh! With Number 3 I thought of how you could never play on that team. LOL!
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I think to be good enough to play on that team, you have to hit a lot of doubles.
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The Los Angeles angels one was Howe good (all three were)
On willie Nelson’s outlaws and angels show
He introduced “los lonely boys” as the los…
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Thanks. I try. Or that is, Jack and Jenny try. Since it seems you may have cracked up, here’s your kick: 🦵
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Hahahah
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“Los Angeles Angels” 🙂 How many times have people said that without noticing it? 🙂
I read that in Spanish version of The Terminator 2, “hasta la vista, baby” was translated into “sayonara, baby” could have been another funny one!
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That strange. The Spanish translators must have been wandering what the English words, “hasta la vista” meant.
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I’m picturing a currency makeover by an angelic, female bank president. While the cash may be worthless, at least we’ll look good spending it.
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I see what you did there, combining all three jokes. But I don’t know why a woman would bother messing with cash. My wife seems to have fallen in love with her credit card.
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