Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
I’m getting so old, when I leave museums the alarm goes off.
Badder Joke
If you’re at home and feeling all alone, put on a horror movie. You won’t feel alone for long.
Baddest Joke
I attended a political rally, where all the candidate said in his speech was, “Pints! Gallons! Liters!” Yes, he spoke volumes.
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That makes sense about you setting off the alarm. 😉
I would rather feel alone!
😶🤚!!
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It gets really bad when the docent hangs a “Do Not Touch” sign around my neck.
You can try watching “Home Alone.”
I knew you’d love the last one.
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They probably want to touch the shiny spot on the top of your head. Not many antiques are shiny.
How “thoughtful” of you to put the last one for my enjoyment.
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That’s why it’s so shiny. People keep rubbing it.
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LOL! Oh gosh! Do they rub it with polish on their hands?
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No, I give them a squirt of hand lotion.
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Do you open up the museum brochure and see a photo of yourself?
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Yes. I’m right next to a photo of a Cambrian Age fossil.
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Ow! ~(>_<~)
I was just smiling that first one.
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Heh-heh. Looks like Jack and Jenny are doing their job.
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I’d vote for that guy.
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Me too, but some say he’s full of it.
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Yeah, but he helps the pour.
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Groan!
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That’s why I think he’d be a good liter.
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Maybe he should be nominated to the Supreme Quart. (that was really bad, sorry)
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No, that was good. You did that pun some real justice.
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I may have had to laugh at this one, as I rolled my eyes!
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I was hoping you would confirm his choice for Supreme Quart.
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Nooo….I was trying to resist, you doolally! 😶🤚!
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Resistance is futile.
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….mmm…!! I have at times!
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Oooh sad!
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Joke 2, got a yawn, but I actually laughed at Joke 1. Joke three got a smile.
You’re improving!
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I’m going to have to tag joke #2 a dud. But it looks like 1 and 3 hit their target.
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Love the advice for anti-loneliness 🤪
https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/im-lonely-jpg.82086/
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Yes. Sometimes being lonely is a good thing.
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I pick the Bad Joke this time.
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Yeah, well, it’s a joke some of us can relate to, unfortunately.
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