Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
I went on the Paleo diet. I pretended I was the caveman who discovered candy.
Badder Joke
I recently learned that I’m color blind. My eye doctor just told me, right out of the green.
Baddest Joke
I used to never get rid of any book I read, until I was finally crushed under a pile of them. I only have my shelf to blame.
Categories: A Foolish Filler Day
Chasing Unicorns 
I did chuckle at the first two and I may have 😶🤚 at the 3rd one.
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Then it looks like Jack & Jenny are doing their job. I’ll tell them to keep it up.
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You should reward them with some extra food.
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I have. I’ve fed them some extra corn, which I’m hoping will inspire their next jokes.
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Moan!!
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The third one reminded me of something (chuckle).
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Oh, do you have a bookshelf that’s bowing in the middle?
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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:-))
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3 stars (I laughed out loud 🙂 ). Here’s one back:
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Ah, the cavemen had such a simple life.
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did you have to pay the doctor using bluebacks?
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I tried, but he would only accept orange coins.
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perhaps he’d take Dogecoin as well…
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He’s been trying to dodge Dogecoin lately. It’s about to fall on everybody’s heads, like all the other cryptocurrencies.
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but how will I be able to retire then? I’ve been counting on my huge stake in crypto? 🙂
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Perhaps you should consult a Magic 8-Ball. After all, this is “crypto” you’ve invested in, so the answer must be cryptic.
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