Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both need to be changed regularly.
Badder Joke
Back in my poverty days I was always cutting corners on car repairs. Like instead of fixing my brakes, I just made my horn louder.
Baddest Joke
Never fart in an elevator. It’s wrong on so many levels.
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Lol – You won, for the increasing laughter. :-)) Happy Sunday! xx Michael
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Thanks. Happy Sunday to you, too.
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I did laugh at the 2nd one. First one I have seen before, but it is true. 3rd one made me grab my ice pack again!
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There’s nothing like an elevator joke to raise your spirits.
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“Haha!” You are on a roll today.
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That’s the way I roll, lady.
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😄
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If you fart in an elevator, the probability of the door opening and a beautiful woman getting on increases exponentially.
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😶🤚! LOL!
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Sounds like Murhpy’s Law of Gaseous Substances.
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