Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackass. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
PS: These are wife jokes that we stole from Tippy. Please don’t let Tippy’s wife see them. But if she’s reading this right now, please understand that Tippy is only trying to be a smartass.
Bad Joke
My wife told me she looked fat, and needed a compliment. So I told her, “You’re lucky you have such good eyesight.”
Badder Joke
I asked my wife if she would marry someone after I died. She said no, she would go live with her sister. Then she asked, “What about you?” I said, “No, I too would live with your sister.”
Baddest Joke
I figured out how to make my wife scream during sex. I called her and told her about it.
Categories: A Foolish Filler Day
Chasing Unicorns 
And the husband jokes will be next week??
THUNK! Oops! Did you forget to duck?
You may want to sleep with your eyes wide open today, just saying!
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Ow! That was uncalled for. Quack!
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Oooh did it hit you? Sorry, I was aiming for something else. Guess I don’t have “such good eyesight” 😛
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I think you need a seeing-eye thrower.
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Lol – Your jokes are wicked, but very funny! :-)) Thanks for sharing! xx Michael
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Thanks, Michael.
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I am sure that if your wife saw this, you wouldn’t be sitting outside tonight eating soup out of a can.
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No, I wouldn’t be able to sit, nor would she give me any soup.
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I think if his wife saw this there may be some late night digging going on in their backyard. A 6ft deep hole, to be exact.
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She’d make him dig the hole first, I guess. Men are good at digging holes.
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Yes, that is one of their many, well “many” may not be the right word. Digging holes is one of their talents. 🙂
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Right up there with killing bugs and opening pickle jars as far as talents go.
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Well those 2 talents are actually useful ones.
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I’ll dig it. Right after my nap.
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Why take a nap? I believe you may have plenty of time for sleeping, once the hole is dug. 😉
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No, I’ve heard that zombies don’t sleep.
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Yikes. I’m throwing my shovel away.
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Good idea! Though you never know she may take pity on you and just laugh …
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I can dig that.
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LOL!
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