Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
I don’t fret about having a birthday. I read a statistic that said those who have the most birthdays tend to live longer.
Badder Joke
I was pondering over having a vasectomy. Finally I called a family meeting and put it up to a vote. The ayes won by 23.
Baddest Joke
A math teacher asked her star athlete student, “If I have three footballs in one hand, and four in the other, what do I have?” He replied, “Big hands.”
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These were horrible jokes. So thanks for the sympathy smile.
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Maybe you should give Jack and Jenny a kick, so that they do better next time. 😉
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I’ll do that. I’ll kick them in the ass.
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“Haha!”
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Joke three: I said it before I read it!
Is there a prize?
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Of course there is. You win a gold star: ⭐
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by that I mean, I said “big hands” before I read it.
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Well, I’ll bet you didn’t get along well with your math teacher.
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You have the jokes in the right order.
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Well, at least they’re not equally awful.
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I do appreciate the first one. It is comforting
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There’s a simple logic to it that can’t be denied.
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I could use something “comforting’ I am going to go make a caramel marchiatto. 🙂 Its either that or …”smack my head”… over my dear daughter! Parent’s really don’t get paid enough, I want a raise!
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Maybe it’s time to lay down the law, Carol.
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Its not anything bad that she is doing, its more just the logic that she is applying to a decision that she made. I am going to try to point out the problem, but … will probably just end up later biting my tongue, to not say, “I told you so!” Hopefully I will be wrong and maybe it will work out. I don’t have a horsescope to read to see. 😉
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That horsescope sounds more like a nightmare, to me.
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It’s better than taking a straw poll I guess.
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Hay!
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I think Jason’s word “horrorscope” jinxed me earlier! Its his fault.
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He was just horsing around.
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“Sooo funnny!”
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Perhaps you can borrow a horsescope from a veterinarian
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😛
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I have been in the car with my dear daughter since about 5:30AM
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Has it been a smooth ride so far?
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So far we are having fun. Taking turns driving.
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Good to hear! Road trips can be fun when you have good company, smooth flow of traffic, good music and snacks to eat of course. Plus stopping at good restaurants. 😊
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It sure that Applebees counts.
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Good choice!
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It was whatever we could find in Amarillo
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It beats McDonalds.
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Yeah, we wanted a sit down place to get a salad
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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I must be tired. I didn’t even make it to the second one… which reminded me of the opening to Idiocracy. Big… hands. Ha!
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Sounds to me like you’re punch tired. I wish I had more jokes for you. The last joke almost sounds like a Trump joke.
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The first was my favorite. 😀
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Well, it’s logic you can’t argue with.
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