Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
I don’t fret about having a birthday. I read a statistic that said those who have the most birthdays tend to live longer.
I was pondering over having a vasectomy. Finally I called a family meeting and put it up to a vote. The ayes won by 23.
A math teacher asked her star athlete student, “If I have three footballs in one hand, and four in the other, what do I have?” He replied, “Big hands.”
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