A Foolish Filler Day

Three Bad Jokes Challenge

We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.

Bad Joke

My wife told me I was the sunshine of her life. This was really true when she had PMS, because I tried to stay 92 million miles away from her.

Badder Joke

Isn’t PMS, ovary-acting?

Baddest Joke

I became bald because a good man always comes out on top.

Categories: A Foolish Filler Day

44 replies »

  1. Not even a smile today… and no PMS. (Maybe the pain from the broken wrist.) The comments, however, are an altogether different story.
    The “Bee Bald Head Polish” had me nearly rolling on the floor. (Or maybe the pain medication.)

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  2. A rabbit, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, β€œwhat will you have?” The rabbit says, β€œI dunno. I’m just here because of a typo”. I love bad jokes. Thanks for the laugh.

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