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Jenny Ass
Merry Christmas! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Bad Joke
Christmas as I understand it: Mary had Jesus. Jesus was the Lamb of God. So Mary had a little lamb.
Badder Joke
Riddle: What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Answer: Snowballs.
Baddest Joke
I asked a guy who owns a summer resort in Vermont, what he does for the winter. He said he stays busy with all the snowbirds. I said, “Snowbirds? In the winter?” He said, “Yeah, from Canada.”
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Merry Christmas, Tippy!
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Same to you! 🎄
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Merry Christmas!!!
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Merry Christmas to you, too!
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Fortunately I had heard the 2nd joke before so I didn’t smack my head. . 🙂
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It appears you’re going to have a smack-free day this Christmas. Consider it a Christmas gift from me.
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Thank you, what a thoughtful gift. I am savoring the moments. 🙂
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How appropriate, since this is the day we celebrate the birth of the savor.
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Oooh thats … …mmm…!! Do you feel lasers being shot at you at all? LOL!
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Yikes, I better put up my force fields.
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Smart move!
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I hope you had a nice Christmas with your family today.
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I did, thanks! Hope you did too.
Nice and cozy right now in one of those bjg blankets with arms in them. My son got one for me and my daughter. So warm!
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That does sound comfortable, although I’ll bet it’s hard to do anything while wearing a blanket like that.
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You can watch movies and read in it just fine. 🙂
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You could probably be a hockey goalie also.
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Haha!
My son got me a kids size and it still plenty big.
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I can imagine. Are you sharing it with the other elves at the workshop?
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“Funnny!” No, its mine. 😛
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Merry Christmas, TG! For some unknown reason I must have accidentally become unsubscribed to your blog. Well, I fixed that now (I hope). All the best for 2022!
Deb
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Merry Christmas to you, too, and a Happy New Year. 🙂
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I think I liked the snow balls joke the best; thanks for the laughs…
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Who doesn’t like snowballs? You’re welcome.
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maybe the person on the receiving end of one..
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Who has a bad arm and runs slowly, if you’re fortunate.
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We actually got a little snow today! Rhe snowballs would be slushy though, for it changed to rain.
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I’d sure hate to be hit in the face by a slushball. We might get a little snow in a few days.
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Yes, slush balls aren’t fun. Well if you get your snow you can make your lemonade snow.
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This won’t be possible. The dogs pee in the back yard, and the coyotes pee in the front yard. This makes it too challenging to discern lemonade-stained snow from canine-stained snow.
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Scaredy cat! 😄
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Meow!
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the perfect target…
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