Merry Christmas! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us.
Christmas as I understand it: Mary had Jesus. Jesus was the Lamb of God. So Mary had a little lamb.
Riddle: What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Answer: Snowballs.
I asked a guy who owns a summer resort in Vermont, what he does for the winter. He said he stays busy with all the snowbirds. I said, “Snowbirds? In the winter?” He said, “Yeah, from Canada.”
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