Suppose you have hyperactive kids that always need to burn lots of energy. Now suppose you’re traveling cross-country with them, on a road trip, and your little brats are bouncing off the sides and roof of your SUV. How do you keep your sanity?

Might I suggest a stop at Bishop Castle in Rye, Colorado? Bishop Castle is free, although a donation box at the entrance might trigger some guilt and open your wallet a little. It’s a very tall castle, with corkscrew stairs leading to dizzying heights. And it’s very easy for unsupervised children to accidentally plummet over the edge, to their demise, should they get a little too rambunctious.

If your kids survive the experience, they’ll be tuckered out from all the stair climbing, and you’ll be able to enjoy a few miles of restful sanity, as they snooze in the back. But should they not survive, it’s even better, for you’ll get extra miles of sanity as you complete your coast-to-coast trip.

A few members of my family and I visited Bishop Castle about a month ago. There, we found the general spirit of the place exuded the attitude of good ol’ American independence and self-responsibility. You’re free to take all the chances you want, while climbing around on this somewhat rickety and precipitous playground.
The owner has posted an advisory sign at the entrance, explicitly warning that you are entering at your own risk, that you are responsible for your own safety, and that you must be willing to tolerate the language and expressive behavior of others.
Here’s exactly how the sign reads:
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
PRIVATE PROPERTY.
***YOU MUST READ THIS SIGN BEFORE ENTERING***
*WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SAFETY!
*WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR PHYSICAL MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL WELL BEING!
*BISHOP CASTLE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
*PROCEED PAST THIS POINT WITH EXTREME CAUTION!
*YOU MUST KEEP CHILDREN AND PETS UNDER CONTROL AT ALL TIMES!
*WE RESERVE OUR RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND EXPRESSION!
*YOU MIGHT EXPERIENCE FOUL LANGUAGE!
*YOU MIGHT EXPERIENCE STRONGLY EXPRESSIVE BEHAVIOR!
*WE RESERVE OUR RIGHT TO REFUSE ENTRY TO ANYONE AT ANY TIME!
*IF AT ANY TIME THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS PROPERTY FEELS THAT YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH OR HAVE NOT READ THIS SIGN YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE!
*IF YOU ARE ASKED BY THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS PROPERTY TO LEAVE YOU MUST DO SO IMMEDIATELY!
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ANY OF THESE CONDITIONS DO NOT ENTER!
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE YOU ARE TRESPASSING!
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
We read the sign, gulped while mentally agreeing to its terms, and entered.

Upon entering, you are immediately confronted by the imposing castle. The tallest tower is 160 feet high, which you ascend through a narrow, circumvoluting staircase made of ornamental ironwork. Some of the ironwork seems to have loosened over time, so it’s important to watch your step. If you want to pass someone on this staircase, you’ll have to flatten yourself against the rocky, exterior wall, or cling to the center, suck in your gut, then tiptoe carefully while apologizing profusely for any and all unintended body contact.

I felt scared, thrilled, and refreshed to experience Bishop Castle. The heights got my adrenaline pumping, especially because some of the ornamental ironwork I depended upon to protect me from gravity had a wobbly feel to it. But it was refreshing that I was free to follow my own judgment and take my own risks, without a bunch of officious minders sternly watching me, and warning me away from doing anything foolish.
I like that about Jim Bishop, the king of this castle.

My brother, sister, and I spent about an hour at Bishop Castle, exploring its various rooms, floors, and parapets. We had a fun time, and I even bought a little souvenir for my wife, at their gift shop. It’s an ornamental lamp, and she loves it.
When we climbed back into the car, my muscles felt tired from all the stair climbing. I no longer possessed the excitement and vigor that animated me on the drive to the castle. I needed some rest. And so my brother enjoyed a peaceful, relaxing time as he drove my sister and me back home.

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How wonderfully creative! This guy sounds like a real unicorn.
Deb
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I didn’t have the pleasure of meeting him, but I imagine he has a rather unique perspective on life. The castle was a fun place to visit.
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What a fantastic fantasy place. I don’t think much of his religious ‘friend’ who tried to turn it into a church.
Hugs
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It was quite an experience, seeing that castle. Yeah, his ‘friend’ caught him in a weak moment and took full advantage.
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Wow! So beautiful place 🙂👌 Well shared 🙂
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Thank you.
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😊🙂💞🌷❣️🍫🌹💕💖My pleasure. Stay happy always ❤️❤️
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I don’t think I would trust that construction much.
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I was a little worried, myself. The stonework seemed pretty solid, but some of the wobbly ironwork left me feeling a little nervous.
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You and Tippy would probably be Ok if you fell, you both would just bounce. After all, balls have a lot of air in them and they bounce! 😂
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What?!!
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🤣 Oooh I think you heard me just fine.
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Yeah, I’m just not sure what I heard.
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You couldn’t hear because of the WHOOSH! of air flowing through your head?
And I will be quiet now, before I step too deeply into a hole!
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Apparently, you don’t know how deep of a hole you’re already in.
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Nope, don’t know what you are talking about. 🙂
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Uh-huh.
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But I do know what a kind hearted, forgiving person you are. 😉
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Mmmhmm.
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what an impressive accomplishment. and he did all of this before there were any youtube videos to show him how. I like the dragon that breathes fire. I’d love to visit this place…
did you use a car seat for your ride home? 🙂
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I wish he had the burner on when I visited, so I could see the dragon breathing fire. That would have been awesome.
I don’t remember if I was put in a car seat. I slept the whole way back.
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the fire-breathing dragon would be a highlight.
and maybe no car seat, but likely lots of drooling…
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Well, my shirt was kind of wet, though I can’t confirm the cause.
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🙂
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Fantastic. Thanks for the tour. Wish I had known about this before I lost my sanity travelling cross country with hyperactive kids!
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You’re welcome. Sorry about the loss of your sanity. This castle needs to be advertised more, for the future benefit of parents.
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Quite impressive that he built it all himself! I don’t know that I would be as daring as you all and climb to the top but it would be cool to visit. A fun highlight of your trip to share! Nice of your brother to let you sleep on the way back. 🙂
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I don’t know why you’d be worried. Given your stature, you wouldn’t have as far to fall, as most people.
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…mmm…!! You are sooo funnny!
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Do they list fatalities, injuries of those who lost their balance?
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No, but I think that would be a helpful feature to add. Then you’d have a better way to assess your bravery when deciding to climb to the top of the highest tower.
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And a few deaths would attract more people. After the cyclone rollercoaster in NY killed a few people, the lines got longer…
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Maybe it beats staying at home and watching TV.
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Cool! I always wonder how much longer these kinds of things will be around before a benevolent mother-of-a-government steps in to protect us from ourselves.
There’s a rock that sticks out like a diving board at Glacier Point. For a hundred years, people had their pictures taken while standing on it, 3’000-feet over the Yosemite Valley. I have no idea how many of them didn’t survive to die of old age instead. Nowadays, the concrete viewing platform adjacent to the formation has a steel “STAY OUT!” sign bolted into the granite just past the railing.
That said, thanks for sharing that shot from the top of the tower.
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I’ve wondered what his liability insurance rates must be. Or if he even bothers with liability insurance.
It’s too bad you can’t go out on that diving board anymore. I’d probably be stupid enough to pose there, for a picture. But maybe that had to close it down because it was a real dive.
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That he isn’t charging some ungodly admission fee, requiring guests to undergo a one-hour training, wear safety harnesses and helmets, and be accompanied by a certified guide… I suspect liability “insurance” is provided by Charles Darwin and Assoc.
Replace the “[DOT]”:
luminousaether[DOT]wordpress.com/2015/06/10/liability/
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I think you’re referring to Social Darwinism, which is a highly controversial theory. But it’s also a theory I can’t help but agree with at times.
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Oh, my, what a castle. I’d like to see the dragon breathing fire/smoke. I agree with Lightness… I’m surprised some “we’re from the gubment and we’re here to help” types haven’t shown up.
Have you tested Carolyn’s theory?
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Yeah, he must have found some sort of loophole in the law to get away with building a castle like that.
Remind me what Carolyn’s theory is, then I’ll answer your question.
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“You [Jason] and Tippy would probably be Ok if you fell, you both would just bounce. After all, balls have a lot of air in them and they bounce!”
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That sounds familiar. You must be colluding with Carolyn.
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Nope. Just copying & pasting… She is unaware of my word snatching (co-opting? stealing? pilfering?).
Well? Would you bounce?
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No, I have a hernia.
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Yikes. I’m sorry.
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Just kidding. 😄
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Bad Tippy. Bad, bad Tippy…
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Whoa! really impressive and interesting castle. Would love to visit someday. Also if you ever plan to visit Ireland and want to explore castles there then you should definitely consider visiting Dunlough Castle there. It is considered to be one of Ireland’s most beautiful site and is situated perfectly to overlook the Atlantic ocean. Here’s the link to know more about it in detail https://castrumtocastle.com/republic-of-ireland-castles/county-cork-dunlough-dunlough-castle/
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Thanks. I’ll keep them in mind, should I ever venture to the Emerald Isle.
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