
I love jelly beans. So imagine how sad I felt when I learned that refined sugar causes health problems, such as heart disease, diabetes, obesity, and a bevy of other maladies. Jelly beans are made of refined sugar. Apparently, you can eat all the natural (unrefined) sugar you want, from sources such as fruit, fruit, and fruit, and they won’t cause you any harm. But for some reason, refined sugar is poison.
Some estimate that the average American consumes about 77 grams of refined sugar per day. Others place that estimate as high as 188 grams. But experts say that the safe limit is a mere 38 grams per day for men, and a teensy 25 grams for women.
It’s also a fact that experts are known to take all the fun out of life.
But phew, at least it’s safe to eat some amount of refined sugar. I don’t have to completely give up my jelly bean habit. So I have come up with a system. I limit myself to three jelly beans per day. There are two grams of sugar in each jelly bean. If I eat only three per day, that’s a total of six grams. This leaves me with 32 grams of sugar that I can obtain from other delicious sources, such as ice cream, cake, and cookies.
I came up with a method to ensure that I only eat three jelly beans per day. I put them in a pill organizer, with three beans in each compartment, for each day of the week. Once I consume my daily dose of jelly beans, I’m done with them for the day. And then it’s time to move on to ice cream.
Too bad they don’t have a pill organizer large enough for that.
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Maybe you can get one of those tiny spoons they use at Baskin-Robbins when you ask to taste one of their flavors. You could probably get away with having several spoonfuls with that size serving…
Am I guessing there are sugar-free versions of jelly beans. But talk about taking the fun out of life…
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That’s a good idea. I might buy those tiny spoons in bulk. One never knows how many samples one might require over the course of a day.
I’ve never heard of diet jelly beans before, but if there is such a thing, they probably cause cancer. Because no substitute for good old refined sugar is ever much fun.
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I would question the healthiness of diet jelly beans as well. Sounds like a crime against nature…
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Those who commit this crime should be sent straight to jailly.
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reminds me of one of my favorite childhood jokes about a fortune cookie saying: Man who eats jelly beans farts in technicolor…
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Heh-heh, that’s a good one.
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🙂
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You could trade them for a jelly cow and have jelly hamburgers.
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I’d only want a jelly cow if her name was Betsy, and she had a magic bell.
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Jelly hamburgers don’t sound too good to me and I think Betsy would agree with me.
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Just finished my second morning coffee (black) to wash down a 190-calorie Costco “Protein Bar”… only 2 grams of sugar. Phew! Make up for pouring that chocolate syrup directly into the ice cream carton and washing it down with a glass of shōchū last night.
Regardless, I’ve come to the conclusion that avoiding “poison” doesn’t actually make you live any longer…
It just feels that way.
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So, I see you’re maintaining a balanced diet. And yeah, perhaps avoiding some “poisons” does make life seem longer. But they are still poisons.
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See see! Poison is not all bad!!
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Sigh, next thing we know, you’ll be proposing a toast to poison.
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Hey! Good idea! 😉
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Here! 🥂😊
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Smart, TG! I’m not a huge candy eater…more of a salty snack person. However, I have switched to gummy vitamins and they are quite candy-ish, aren’t they? I look forward to chewing my vitamins every day.
Deb
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I think that’s a very clever way to justify eating candy. After all, they’re vitamins, so they can’t be bad for you.
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Yesss… Sugar causes inflammation and it in turn causes all that stuff. I’ve always had a sweet tooth and I’ve been trying to cut out sugary foods for years. But it’s so hard! And the thing is it’s almost impossible. Because no matter how hard you try you’re going to get back to square one and find ourself in even more vulnerable position than you used to be. It’s a vicious cycle – the harder you try to cut back on sugar, the stronger your cravings are. So, I also decided to limit my sugar intake to 3-5 small cookies a day.
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I hope your strategy works. Of course, you can always break your rule for special occasions. You know, like birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, good weather, bad weather, etc.
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Lol seems like I can break the rule every single day. According to my philosophy every day is special since you were able to get out of bad and you have to be thankful and celebrate the day. So yeah, in this case no restrictions whatsoever :))
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Same here. Any time I can get out of bed is a special time. And this applies more, the older I get.
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We are only allowed 28 grams of sugar a day? Its really good that I don’t have a sweet tooth. LOL!
Good method for your jellybeans. I haven’t even had 3 oreos today so I am doing good. 🙂
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Seems a little like gender discrimination to me. So I hereby authorize you 38 grams per day.
Now about those Oreas, how many did you have? I know it wasn’t three. So was it four?
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2, smartie!
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Thanks for the giving me more grams, how kind. So how many grams of sugar are in a Salted Caramel Latte?
Actually, No, don’t tell me! LOL!
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I would guess about a week’s worth.
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Well then I think you need to increase the number of grams I can have!
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Okay, I’ll up it to 100. But you’ll have to give up coffee.
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…mmm…!!
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Aren’t the ice cream pints essentially a pill organizer for ice cream?
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Good idea. I think that would work pretty good. Now what we need is a refrigerated medicine cabinet.
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Back away from the the black jelly beans. They’re mine. All mine I tell you.
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Oh No problem, you crazy people! Can’t stand the licorice taste. 🤑
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All that caramel coffee must have destroyed your taste buds.
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Brad would agree with you but obviously you are both wrong!!
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Brad’s a smart guy. You should listen to Brad.
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Pftt!!!
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This Brad man sounds so smart.
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You are goimg to make his head swell!
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I think it already has.
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Haha! Me thinx u is crazy on this one. Haha!
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Me fhinx you lost your smartz! 😜
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Noo! Dat cant beee
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Mmmm Licorice! You said licorice didn’t you? Where?!
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I think she did. Must. Have. Licorice.
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I didn’t!! You are delusional!
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Licorice makes me that way.
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Oh don’t blame it on the licorice! Though surely it doesn’t help your delusional state.
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Mine!
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Nuh-uh.
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Back away I say!
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Never! Oops, my bag tore. Now I’ve spilled the beans.
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I got them ALL!
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Too bad for you that we haven’t swept or mopped the floor in weeks.
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Ewww! And you have doxies..lol
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That’s right. So pop those jelly beans in your mouth at your own risk. And be sure they’re all jelly beans.
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Umm…Here you try one first..
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Gah! Get that away from me!
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That’s what I thought.
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Oh gosh, I think you hearing things!
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I don’t think so…
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Not without a fight. You’ll just have to come get them.
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You know I will! Back away!
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Hai Ya! That’s my best karate chop!
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That’s all you’ve got?! Upper cut right hook. Now back away I say!
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(Stuffing jelly beans into mouth). No you can’t have them! Mmfffffff. Fey’re minemmmfffmm!
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Spit them out now!
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Bfwfnwuh!
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You heard me.
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Okay, alright, here’s your jelly beans: “Spllllllat!”
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Well thanks.🤮
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